• ""Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
  - Mariah Carey
  
• "Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical."
  - Baseball great Yogi Berra
  
• We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather.
  - Arab News report
  
• "Solutions are not the answer."
  - Richard Nixon
  
• "You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin"
  -Laura Dern, on Jurassic Park
  
• "I've got to run now and relax. The doctor told me to relax. The doctor told me. He was the one. He said, 'Relax'."
  - Former President George Bush, at the end of a press conference at Andrews Air Force Base
  
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  # "Depositing the room key into another person is prohibited."
  - sign displayed in a Japanese Hotel