a simple look at these timid creatures will show that they are just a weird sort of fruit. but look closer, and you will see they are AN EVIL RACE BENT ON HUMAN DOMINATION!!!
Their seemingly harmless nature is merely a ruse so they can increase their numbers and TAKE OVER ALL OF MANKIND!
These strange beings will put the entire world into A NUCLEAR HELLFIRE FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!!!
"But p1ng, how is that possible?"
BE SILENT NON BELIEVER!! WE MUST FIGHT! We must stand our ground against this unholy of evils and DESTROY THEIR EMPIRE OF DOOM!
I speak this to all who will listen! HEED MY WARNING AND ALL IS NOT LOST!! We can assure ourselve VICTORY!!
Doubt me if you will, but remember: Watch the skies, for they contain the truth. And the government is not your friend...
pineapples... OF DOOM!
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