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p1ng 2003-02-05 06:01 PM

pineapples... OF DOOM!
 
a simple look at these timid creatures will show that they are just a weird sort of fruit. but look closer, and you will see they are AN EVIL RACE BENT ON HUMAN DOMINATION!!!
Their seemingly harmless nature is merely a ruse so they can increase their numbers and TAKE OVER ALL OF MANKIND!
These strange beings will put the entire world into A NUCLEAR HELLFIRE FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!!!
"But p1ng, how is that possible?"
BE SILENT NON BELIEVER!! WE MUST FIGHT! We must stand our ground against this unholy of evils and DESTROY THEIR EMPIRE OF DOOM!
I speak this to all who will listen! HEED MY WARNING AND ALL IS NOT LOST!! We can assure ourselve VICTORY!!
Doubt me if you will, but remember: Watch the skies, for they contain the truth. And the government is not your friend...

Grav 2003-02-05 06:35 PM

I don't think I like you much.

Adrenachrome 2003-02-05 07:00 PM

Yea.. I'm not feelin' the mindless posts.

Hades-Knight 2003-02-05 07:17 PM

it makes perfect sense to me.


Hes saying that pineaples will take over the world, im sure he has one up his ass right now to think that.

p1ng 2003-02-05 07:17 PM

you work for THEM, dont you!

Jamesadin 2003-02-05 07:18 PM

I'll make sure I will eat a couple in the near future.

p1ng 2003-02-05 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamesadin
I'll make sure I will eat a couple in the near future.

YES! THATS THE SPIRIT! DESTROY THEM ALL!

Demosthenes 2003-02-05 08:59 PM

i used to watch this show called attack of the killer tomatos when i was little...dunno what happend 2 it thuogh...did u make that show p1ng?

p1ng 2003-02-06 05:38 AM

nope

Raziel 2003-02-06 06:34 AM

Pah, it's not the pineapples you need to worry about. It's the hot dogs. Bastard hot dogs. They sneak onto an order ticket disguised as a cheeseburger, then halfway through the order BAM!...the damn hot dog reveals itself and throws you completely out of rythm. Fucking hot dogs...

Titusfied 2003-02-06 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1ng
"But p1ng, how is that possible?"
BE SILENT NON BELIEVER!! WE MUST FIGHT! We must stand our ground against this unholy of evils and DESTROY THEIR EMPIRE OF DOOM!

I'm quite ashamed, but I actually got a little chuckle at that part when she was talking with herself...

RoboticSilence 2003-02-06 02:20 PM

I get a chuckle out of you calling him a "her". Now, Brian. Pull that pineapple out of your ass and you'll realize that you are completely wrong about everything. Not that that's anything new you stupid ass.

Thanatos 2003-02-06 02:47 PM

Yes, the "BE SILENT NON BELIEVER!!" part was funny.

p1ng 2003-02-06 03:16 PM

Go outside and think about what youve done, adam. :Postal:
and how did you get the idea i was a girl? (sif i didnt know...)

RoboticSilence 2003-02-07 12:09 AM

Enough of your petty lunch table talk. Let's settle this like men... draw your sword, bitch.

p1ng 2003-02-11 02:28 PM

*throws a pineapple at adam*
just for that, im wearing the pineapple shirt tomorrow! :x

Demosthenes 2003-02-11 05:41 PM

perhaps we could use the pineapples to kill saddam???

p1ng 2003-02-11 05:55 PM

maybe we could decieve them and make them think saddam is teh leader of the world. then they would attack him, adn we could backstab the pineapples! O_O

RoboticSilence 2003-02-11 07:54 PM

Or we could just go to sleep and expect someone to do it for us.

p1ng 2003-02-11 07:56 PM

sounds good. but then what?
eat the pineapples?


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