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pineapples... OF DOOM!
a simple look at these timid creatures will show that they are just a weird sort of fruit. but look closer, and you will see they are AN EVIL RACE BENT ON HUMAN DOMINATION!!!
Their seemingly harmless nature is merely a ruse so they can increase their numbers and TAKE OVER ALL OF MANKIND! These strange beings will put the entire world into A NUCLEAR HELLFIRE FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!!! "But p1ng, how is that possible?" BE SILENT NON BELIEVER!! WE MUST FIGHT! We must stand our ground against this unholy of evils and DESTROY THEIR EMPIRE OF DOOM! I speak this to all who will listen! HEED MY WARNING AND ALL IS NOT LOST!! We can assure ourselve VICTORY!! Doubt me if you will, but remember: Watch the skies, for they contain the truth. And the government is not your friend... |
I don't think I like you much.
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Yea.. I'm not feelin' the mindless posts.
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it makes perfect sense to me.
Hes saying that pineaples will take over the world, im sure he has one up his ass right now to think that. |
you work for THEM, dont you!
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I'll make sure I will eat a couple in the near future.
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i used to watch this show called attack of the killer tomatos when i was little...dunno what happend 2 it thuogh...did u make that show p1ng?
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nope
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Pah, it's not the pineapples you need to worry about. It's the hot dogs. Bastard hot dogs. They sneak onto an order ticket disguised as a cheeseburger, then halfway through the order BAM!...the damn hot dog reveals itself and throws you completely out of rythm. Fucking hot dogs...
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I get a chuckle out of you calling him a "her". Now, Brian. Pull that pineapple out of your ass and you'll realize that you are completely wrong about everything. Not that that's anything new you stupid ass.
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Yes, the "BE SILENT NON BELIEVER!!" part was funny.
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Go outside and think about what youve done, adam. :Postal:
and how did you get the idea i was a girl? (sif i didnt know...) |
Enough of your petty lunch table talk. Let's settle this like men... draw your sword, bitch.
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*throws a pineapple at adam*
just for that, im wearing the pineapple shirt tomorrow! :x |
perhaps we could use the pineapples to kill saddam???
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maybe we could decieve them and make them think saddam is teh leader of the world. then they would attack him, adn we could backstab the pineapples! O_O
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Or we could just go to sleep and expect someone to do it for us.
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sounds good. but then what?
eat the pineapples? |
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