They just gave me 19 hours of community service today. I fucking have to wake up tomorrow at 8:30am, oppose to the time I usually wake up, which is like 12:30pm (somewhere around there). Anyway the old lady at the Volunteer Center said I'm gonna be working for her bitch ass cleaning windows, vacuuming (I don't even know how to vacuum ), cleaning her old lady shit in the restroom (eew), and other shit like helping people donate blood (me with blood is a bad idea, someones gonna die tomorrow ).
Anyway, I'm lazy as fuck and its from 8:30 to 4:30 for like 3 days.
And to think that some of those people can't even shit right. Maybe they grab it out of their asses and smear it like fingerpaints? That is really disgusting the way people leave bathrooms, whereas wherever you step it is in shit or piss.
Titusfied, why don't you go into a bathtub full of shit, maybe that'll re-enact your dream, masturbating in poop.
Smoking weed at school? You deserve it, buddy. This'll teach you to cover your tracks. Personally, I have no sympathy what-so ever.... Though some of that stuff sounds kind of nasty.
And learn how to vacuum, it really isn't hard.. O_o
I'm not sure where I heard this, but some people at my school supposedly put a little blunt in a straw, in a styrofoam cup in the cafeteria, bite into an apple, blow the smoke into the apple, and throw the apple out the window... I am still trying to figure out some of the mechanics of this... like what happens after the first puff... maybe they keep blowing smoke into apples and at the end, when the joint is burnt out, then maybe they throw it all away. Tricky little stoners.