I was fucking owned

Dear fellow Zelaron members:

I, suck at life. I lost my virginity to a cow with no back legs. I masturbate to smiley faces that turn me on like and ...o0o it just turns me on so much.

I know all of you hate me, and you have a very good reason to, but please.. make fun of me as much as you can!!

My password was Pokemon


POKEMON - AHAHAHAHAHA WHO THE FUCK HAS THEIR PASSWORD AS "POKEMON"

I fucking fail at life.

i love you <3

Who did this? Who is Bob? Spector?

Yes it would be spector who so elegantly decided to steal my account information etc etc.

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Sucks. Might want to change your avatar / signature

GLG is making me new ones.

Ouch. That's rough.

You lost your virginity to a cow with no back legs? That sucks, bro. I'd rather be a virgin.

I think it's time to start going around and guessing everyone's password, hell maybe even using a brute force guesser, send key-loggers to e-mails and see if I can't get a bite, Hell, if there isn't any consequences for other members then surely I can get account information too!

Spector was temp banned...

Just kidding. No but seriously, I don't see how guessing somebody's password is a bannable offense.

..How is logging onto someone elses account and making a false thread and then changing the password so i could not log back onto my account NOT a bannable offense..

Knock yourself out, kiddo.