Dear fellow Zelaron members:

I, suck at life. I lost my virginity to a cow with no back legs. I masturbate to smiley faces that turn me on like and ...o0o it just turns me on so much.

I know all of you hate me, and you have a very good reason to, but please.. make fun of me as much as you can!!

My password was Pokemon


POKEMON - AHAHAHAHAHA WHO THE FUCK HAS THEIR PASSWORD AS "POKEMON"

I fucking fail at life.

http://www.youtube.com/user/GhostlyFighterXx