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You never go ass to mouth!
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Posted 2006-07-29, 08:25 PM
Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.
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What is it they say about silence being golden?
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Posted 2006-07-29, 09:16 PM in reply to Medieval Bob's post "You never go ass to mouth!"
The first rule of going ass to mouth:
1. You do not talk about going ass to mouth.
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Posted 2006-07-30, 01:51 AM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "The first rule of going ass to mouth:..."
2. Never go ass to mouth with a guy.
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Posted 2006-07-30, 05:14 AM in reply to Medieval Bob's post "You never go ass to mouth!"
Wouldn't it be a teensy bit messy?
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Posted 2006-07-31, 03:49 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Wouldn't it be a teensy bit messy?"
A2M for the win!

Yah can't say I've done that to a girl yet.


KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2006-07-31, 04:36 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "A2M for the win! Yah can't say I've..."
Only on special occasions.
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Posted 2006-08-02, 12:06 AM in reply to kaos's post starting "Only on special occasions."
Like when your head is up your ass
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Posted 2006-08-07, 03:25 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Wouldn't it be a teensy bit messy?"
Nah. It's not messy at all if the person's clean
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Posted 2006-08-08, 10:44 AM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "Nah. It's not messy at all if the..."
By clean do you mean clean on the outside, or clean on the inside? Either way, it wouldn't hurt to shove a hosepipe up there for a few minutes, just to get rid of anything that's hanging around, no?
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Posted 2006-08-08, 11:47 AM in reply to Lenny's post starting "By clean do you mean clean on the..."
Lenny, have you turned gay on all of us? No one should even speak of shoving a hosepipe 'up there'.
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Posted 2006-08-08, 12:04 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Lenny, have you turned gay on all of..."
I hope I haven't.

It probably comes with working with sex-crazed sicko's for 9 hours a day for the past 7 weeks.

Give me some time back at school with normal people and I'll be right as rain.
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Posted 2006-08-08, 01:09 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "By clean do you mean clean on the..."
Leny that's called an enema.


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Posted 2006-08-08, 01:50 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Leny that's called an enema."
Yeah, beat me to it
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Posted 2006-08-07, 03:22 PM in reply to Medieval Bob's post "You never go ass to mouth!"
Been there, done that. It's not as bad as people make it out to be as long as you can get the fact that your tongue is sliding up something that yesterday's lunch, along with a mix of other ingredients, was the last thing to occupy the tunnel.
Only if it's clean.

That's my two cents.

Maybe tonight we'll fly so far away... We'll be lost before the dawn...
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Posted 2006-08-21, 05:23 PM in reply to Medieval Bob's post "You never go ass to mouth!"
"You're not the one that ended up with mayo in your cooch!"

"One ring, ....."
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Posted 2007-10-10, 03:02 PM in reply to khwiii's post starting ""You're not the one that ended up with..."
I wanna know how I missed this thread.
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Posted 2007-10-10, 03:04 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "I wanna know how I missed this thread."
I was wondering who bumped this thread, but I should have known.
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Just ask the married chick he fucked.

Who Delivers ten times out of ten?
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Posted 2007-10-10, 03:08 PM in reply to Medieval Bob's post "You never go ass to mouth!"
Medieval Bob said:
Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.
Pics, or it never happened.














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Posted 2007-10-14, 09:31 AM in reply to D3V's post starting "Pics, or it never happened."
Wow, how did a miss this the first time around and then again just the other day.
A2M once or twice. No penetration.
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Posted 2007-10-14, 09:39 AM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "Wow, how did a miss this the first time..."
Oh God. Klo's getting a shit mustache!
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