So I figured out how to make Master Chief pole dance. Glory and I got really bored in a matchmaking game we were in, so I started messing around. Glory liked it so much he kept trying to stick singles in my g-string, but all he ended up doing was almost beat me down. Anywho, I've decided that the next time I get bored in matchmaking and theres no chance of me affecting the outcome, I'm just gonna do my sexy little dance to try and distract people
KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
This weekend I'll do my sexy little dance for all of you, if you promise to tip well. Gruesome is exempt from having to tip, however, as he will be providing me with free booze.
KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.