MC pole dance
 

So I figured out how to make Master Chief pole dance. Glory and I got really bored in a matchmaking game we were in, so I started messing around. Glory liked it so much he kept trying to stick singles in my g-string, but all he ended up doing was almost beat me down. Anywho, I've decided that the next time I get bored in matchmaking and theres no chance of me affecting the outcome, I'm just gonna do my sexy little dance to try and distract people ;)

i want to see this sexy dance

I don't. Not at all.

Well, I do, so there.

u tell him titus

This weekend I'll do my sexy little dance for all of you, if you promise to tip well. Gruesome is exempt from having to tip, however, as he will be providing me with free booze.

yep and some fine ass from some lady friends

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH


YOU'RE helping ME get that??!!?!?

no no he is just teasing u

yea the fine ass your will be getting is really just petey in a maid outfit?!

Technically, if you are fucking him in the ass he is most definately helping you get it.

Technicalities..

its ok he used astroglide that he took from mantra. And he used that plastic dildo that petey hides underneath his bed

Rubber dildo, not plastic. Plastic chafes.

my bad, cause i really know about fake dildos

I would. I mean..no....uh... FUCK

its not rubber..its cyberskin...get it right......u should know ur sex toys.....lol...i wish i was still online and could watch it.....it makes me so happy.....dance bitch dance!!!

are they tested on animals? i dont like products tested on animals?! lol

no they test it on the unwilling like JR. Thats how he knows about this stuff