These are men.

I don't really know what makes a man the way he is. My friend Grav, for example, likes hearty doses of anime with a sprinkling of good humor, but he is just a man. He is a man in a shell of unbathed skin and a slighty rythmic undertone of warming and comforting fat. I'm not saying he's fat, but he is warm and comfortable, and maybe a man is just that. Cut to today as I stare at my buddy list on AIM, and seeing GravitonSurge not online pierces my reality like a bayonet piercing a Confederate soldier in the chest. I mean, there's nothing wrong with that, but sometimes I wonder...why does he leave me so? Grav, with the mobility of a mammoth, yet the gentleness of a happy Saint Bernard, wanders aimlessly through the day, achieving victories that don't really seem justified, and learning things that don't really seem important. This is a man.

My friend K_A loves hearty doses of cooking shows with a sprinkling of cinnamon. I'm not saying he's gay, but making a fabulous presentation of the culinary kind seems right up his alley. With his proletarian and utilitarian mixing spoon, K_A fights the evils of bad taste by mixing in a little brandy and mixing out a good time. Sure, he's not always in a good mood, but like bread dough, give him a little time to himself and he'll be in an elevated mood in a jiffy. Through good times and downtimes K_A is always giving it his all and coming out on top a winner. This is a man.

What the fuck?

He wants to plow you?

He wants to plow you?

I think he wants his anal V-Card.

That implies K_A still has his v-card.

Oi I'm so confused...

Spammmmmmmmmmmamlam

Grav, with the mobility of a mammoth, yet the gentleness of a happy Saint Bernard

Lmao.

This is the only funny story you've posted. Good job.

Lmao. This is the only funny story you've posted. Good job.

Thanatos, you are right. This is mantras first funny story. Good job mantra, wow i never thought i would say that

i just dumbed this one down so you could understand it

If that's dumbed down, then what would it be if it's in its original itellectual form?

Sorry, I was fucking. You know... girls.

I missed you too

But don't you go both ways Fangs?

But don't you go both ways Fangs?

I only gag guys. I don't have sex with them. But you don't really go either way.. you're a eunuch.

I only gag guys.

Excuse me?

Scuse you, bitch.

You're excused, young man.