These are men.
 

I don't really know what makes a man the way he is. My friend Grav, for example, likes hearty doses of anime with a sprinkling of good humor, but he is just a man. He is a man in a shell of unbathed skin and a slighty rythmic undertone of warming and comforting fat. I'm not saying he's fat, but he is warm and comfortable, and maybe a man is just that. Cut to today as I stare at my buddy list on AIM, and seeing GravitonSurge not online pierces my reality like a bayonet piercing a Confederate soldier in the chest. I mean, there's nothing wrong with that, but sometimes I wonder...why does he leave me so? Grav, with the mobility of a mammoth, yet the gentleness of a happy Saint Bernard, wanders aimlessly through the day, achieving victories that don't really seem justified, and learning things that don't really seem important. This is a man.

My friend K_A loves hearty doses of cooking shows with a sprinkling of cinnamon. I'm not saying he's gay, but making a fabulous presentation of the culinary kind seems right up his alley. With his proletarian and utilitarian mixing spoon, K_A fights the evils of bad taste by mixing in a little brandy and mixing out a good time. Sure, he's not always in a good mood, but like bread dough, give him a little time to himself and he'll be in an elevated mood in a jiffy. Through good times and downtimes K_A is always giving it his all and coming out on top a winner. This is a man.

What the fuck?

He wants to plow you?

Lmao.

This is the only funny story you've posted. Good job.

Sorry, I was fucking. You know... girls.

I missed you too

But don't you go both ways Fangs?

Thanatos, you are right. This is mantras first funny story. Good job mantra, wow i never thought i would say that

i just dumbed this one down so you could understand it

If that's dumbed down, then what would it be if it's in its original itellectual form?

I think he wants his anal V-Card.

That implies K_A still has his v-card.

I only gag guys. I don't have sex with them. But you don't really go either way.. you're a eunuch. :(

Oi I'm so confused...

i think that mantra would love to be the first to take his v card. He would then feel honored

Wow HoH your earlier comment cracked me the fuck up.

Excuse me?

Scuse you, bitch.

You're excused, young man.

Souverin, that'll be enough out of you. I was reading through some old threads the other day and noticed a really hostile post in the flame forum I posted about you. It was quite amusing but I don't even remember why I was mad.

Pretty sure I'm older than you, too.

2-22-87 = me
7-16-87 = you

:(