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Posted 2007-10-01, 04:08 PM
There is a duck with a 26 inch penis:

Not even lying. It's called the Argentine lake duck. Look it up.
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Posted 2007-10-01, 04:13 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post "Duck...all 26 inches of its manliness!"
Why is that even necessary? Does it breed with elephants/horses/killer whales?
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Posted 2007-10-01, 04:17 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Why is that even necessary? Does it..."
According to my biology teacher, it uses it to fight other males. It also uses the tip of its penis to remove sperm from its mate's previous sexual encounters.
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Posted 2007-10-01, 04:28 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "According to my biology teacher, it..."
Haha, that's so weird. Gives new meaning to "cock fight"
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Posted 2007-10-01, 04:47 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "According to my biology teacher, it..."
mjordan2nd said:
According to my biology teacher, it uses it to fight other males. It also uses the tip of its penis to remove sperm from its mate's previous sexual encounters.
That is pretty weird.
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Posted 2007-10-01, 06:21 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Haha, that's so weird. Gives new..."
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Haha, that's so weird. Gives new meaning to "cock fight"


hahahaha

nice, funky, but funny
Your fucking stupid
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Posted 2007-10-01, 06:41 PM in reply to klo's post starting "hahahaha nice, funky, but funny :)"
Klo, did it make you randy baby?
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Posted 2007-10-01, 11:56 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post "Duck...all 26 inches of its manliness!"
That is the greatest ever invention next to Limewire Pro, which is next to warez that lets you download Limewire Pro.

GG.
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Posted 2007-10-02, 05:00 AM in reply to kaos's post starting "That is the greatest ever invention..."
So ...the duck's penis is a lot longer than it is tall. Who doesn't want a 9' penis? HUH?
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Posted 2007-10-02, 06:19 AM in reply to Willkillforfood's post starting "So ...the duck's penis is a lot longer..."
I know if I had a 9 foot penis I'd be slapping some hos around with that bitch.
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Posted 2007-10-02, 01:37 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "I know if I had a 9 foot penis I'd be..."
I'd call you the dirty black pinokio...


And I don't mean dirty as in needing to be cleaned.
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Posted 2007-10-02, 01:38 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "I'd call you the dirty black pinokio......"
Also, this thread deserves to be in the NSFW Forum
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Posted 2007-10-02, 02:26 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post "Duck...all 26 inches of its manliness!"
It looks like the duck is shocked that he has such a long penis.
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Posted 2007-10-02, 03:13 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "It looks like the duck is shocked that..."
I wonder how many ducks mistake it for a giant worm and try eating that shit.














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Posted 2007-10-02, 03:20 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "I wonder how many ducks mistake it for..."
LOL I bet it hides behind a tree and lays that thing out in plain view for its own sick self-satisfaction. Dirty duck!
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Posted 2007-10-02, 03:26 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "LOL I bet it hides behind a tree and..."
Thantos I'd say thats a dead duck in the picture... so no suprise for him there
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Posted 2007-10-02, 03:28 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "Thantos I'd say thats a dead duck in..."
Ya think? It still looks surprised, though.
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Posted 2007-10-02, 07:16 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post "Duck...all 26 inches of its manliness!"
I bet he has trouble with his dick touching the water when he takes a shit.
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