Duck...all 26 inches of its manliness!
 

There is a duck with a 26 inch penis: http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/img/argenduck.jpg

Not even lying. It's called the Argentine lake duck. Look it up.

Why is that even necessary? Does it breed with elephants/horses/killer whales?

According to my biology teacher, it uses it to fight other males. It also uses the tip of its penis to remove sperm from its mate's previous sexual encounters.

Haha, that's so weird. Gives new meaning to "cock fight"

That is pretty weird.

hahahaha

nice, funky, but funny :)

Klo, did it make you randy baby?

That is the greatest ever invention next to Limewire Pro, which is next to warez that lets you download Limewire Pro.

GG.

So ...the duck's penis is a lot longer than it is tall. Who doesn't want a 9' penis? HUH?

I know if I had a 9 foot penis I'd be slapping some hos around with that bitch.

I'd call you the dirty black pinokio...


And I don't mean dirty as in needing to be cleaned.

Also, this thread deserves to be in the NSFW Forum :haha:

It looks like the duck is shocked that he has such a long penis.

I wonder how many ducks mistake it for a giant worm and try eating that shit.

LOL I bet it hides behind a tree and lays that thing out in plain view for its own sick self-satisfaction. Dirty duck!

Thantos I'd say thats a dead duck in the picture... so no suprise for him there

Ya think? It still looks surprised, though.

I bet he has trouble with his dick touching the water when he takes a shit.