Why we should stop giving women over 40 internet access:
some old bitch said:
It all seems perfectly innocent:
Sugar Bear breaks into Granny's house and steals her "Golden Crisp" cereal. Sugar Bear does not get caught or prosecuted for this. Sugar Bear is presented as a super-cool dude who is greatly admired for his successful life of crime.
Barney Rubble steals Fred Flintstone's "Fruity Pebbles" cereal. Barney does not get caught or prosecuted for this. Nobody ever thinks of putting Barney in jail - after all, he's such a lovable little guy...
Various people steal other people's "Eggo" waffles. The thieves do not get caught or prosecuted for this. We even cheer for them when they get away with it.
IS THIS THE MESSAGE WE WANT TO SEND OUR CHILDREN?
THAT THEFT AND TRICKERY ARE "COOL" AND "CUTE" AND "ADMIRABLE"?
IS THIS WHAT THE BLEEDING-HEART LIBERALS WANT?
At least, when the "Silly Rabbit" hatches some nefarious plot to steal some "Trix" cereal, he is always caught and stopped. The "Cookie Crisp Bandit" is always apprehended. These are RESPONSIBLE, POSITIVE resolutions of conflict.
If you agree that this must stop:
NEVER BUY "GOLDEN CRISP", "FRUITY PEBBLES" OR "EGGO WAFFLES".
ALWAYS BUY "TRIX" AND "COOKIE CRISP".
WRITE ANGRY LETTERS TO ALL OF THE MAJOR TV NETWORKS.
Oh for Pete's sake... you guys seem to have all the weirdos.
First there are preachers who preach for the crack of it, going on TV and asking, nay, demanding money in return for forgiving of sins.
Then there's the foolish woman who says Warlocks are EVIL!
Now you've got some bat who thinks adverts about animated animals, or whatever, going into a house ans taking a cereal, is going to teach children that stealing is good.
Please, God, don't let her near GTA. She'll have heart attack!
First of all... a cereal in orange juice?! Sacrilege in it's own right. But then there's the fact that you're one of these people that likes pulpy juice, right?
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