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kaos 2007-01-12 03:20 PM

Do you like feeling morally outraged?
 
Why we should stop giving women over 40 internet access:


Quote:

Originally Posted by some old bitch
It all seems perfectly innocent:

Sugar Bear breaks into Granny's house and steals her "Golden Crisp" cereal. Sugar Bear does not get caught or prosecuted for this. Sugar Bear is presented as a super-cool dude who is greatly admired for his successful life of crime.

Barney Rubble steals Fred Flintstone's "Fruity Pebbles" cereal. Barney does not get caught or prosecuted for this. Nobody ever thinks of putting Barney in jail - after all, he's such a lovable little guy...

Various people steal other people's "Eggo" waffles. The thieves do not get caught or prosecuted for this. We even cheer for them when they get away with it.

IS THIS THE MESSAGE WE WANT TO SEND OUR CHILDREN?
THAT THEFT AND TRICKERY ARE "COOL" AND "CUTE" AND "ADMIRABLE"?
IS THIS WHAT THE BLEEDING-HEART LIBERALS WANT?

At least, when the "Silly Rabbit" hatches some nefarious plot to steal some "Trix" cereal, he is always caught and stopped. The "Cookie Crisp Bandit" is always apprehended. These are RESPONSIBLE, POSITIVE resolutions of conflict.

If you agree that this must stop:

NEVER BUY "GOLDEN CRISP", "FRUITY PEBBLES" OR "EGGO WAFFLES".
ALWAYS BUY "TRIX" AND "COOKIE CRISP".
WRITE ANGRY LETTERS TO ALL OF THE MAJOR TV NETWORKS.

onO!

Lenny 2007-01-12 03:23 PM

Oh for Pete's sake... you guys seem to have all the weirdos.

First there are preachers who preach for the crack of it, going on TV and asking, nay, demanding money in return for forgiving of sins.

Then there's the foolish woman who says Warlocks are EVIL!

Now you've got some bat who thinks adverts about animated animals, or whatever, going into a house ans taking a cereal, is going to teach children that stealing is good.

Please, God, don't let her near GTA. She'll have heart attack!

!King_Amazon! 2007-01-12 03:45 PM

Attention whore/troll.

Not a real lady's opinion.

Demosthenes 2007-01-12 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !King_Amazon!
Attention whore/troll.

Not a real lady's opinion.

I certainly hope not.

kaos 2007-01-12 06:01 PM

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/8163/outrage.htm

Sovereign 2007-01-12 07:39 PM

Fruity Pebbles are better then Choco Pebbles.

Demosthenes 2007-01-12 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sovereign
Fruity Pebbles are better then Choco Pebbles.

OMFG LIES!!!

!King_Amazon! 2007-01-12 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sovereign
Fruity Pebbles are better then Choco Pebbles.

This woman tells the truth.

!King_Amazon! 2007-01-12 09:32 PM

Taken straight from that website:

"If you actually thought this site was to be taken seriously,
please dump a bucket of ice water on your head and read it again."

MightyJoe 2007-01-12 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !King_Amazon!
Attention whore/troll.

Not a real lady's opinion.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mjordan2nd
I certainly hope not.

I can't just make a post of quotes?

WetWired 2007-01-13 12:19 AM

No, you cannot.

KagomJack 2007-01-13 01:23 AM

Never seen a straight man prefer fruity pebbles over cocoa.

Lenny 2007-01-13 03:27 AM

I haven't the foggiest about either of them, and I've been reading this argument for two years.

I'd still go for anything chocolatey over fruity.

Sovereign 2007-01-13 03:49 AM

PFFFT. Fruity Pebbles in orange juice =D

Lenny 2007-01-13 04:52 AM

First of all... a cereal in orange juice?! Sacrilege in it's own right. But then there's the fact that you're one of these people that likes pulpy juice, right?

Sovereign 2007-01-13 05:21 AM

Yeah. Pulp free orange juice is water to me.

Atnas 2007-01-13 06:13 AM

=D I tried it. Thanks Sov. :)

New breakfast routine.

Lenny 2007-01-13 10:57 AM

Eugh... you guys are weird. And that's coming from Me.

And I forgot to say it earlier:

Damn you kaos!!

Grav 2007-01-13 10:01 PM

also cocks


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