You know your fat when....

You wear a larger bra then your wife
You think brunch comes before and after every meal
You remove all doors/furniture and make your house into one room because you can no long move around without gettin stuck

i saw some thing in opera like at 1am some dude was so fat he couldent fit out his front door so he just sit in his house till they came and rescued him...

Add onto the list =o

lol also add these to the list:

You talk funny.
People talk to you funny.
You smell funny.
you eat funny.
People look at you funny.
You look funny.
You think you're funny because people 'laugh with you', but really in fact, are laughing at you.
People look at you funny.
You walk funny.
And finally, you do just about ever Goddarn thing on earth funny.

Your nickname is Graviton cus all matter is pulled toward your fatness

and that you are at all times orbited by tiny specks of dusts.

Eh?

eh ! if you want to look thinner, hang around people more fatter than you !!!!!

u create a gravitational force that you are actually pulling the earth towards yourself!

Or smoke yourself thin stupid!

you look into the mirror and you see graviton surge

U know ur fat when u cannot see ur penis nor ur feets

Originally posted by Sirpullido U know ur fat when u cannot see ur penis nor ur feets

actually u could just be a female double amputee in that case

Originally posted by GravitonSurge Eh?

May I remind you that this is not the spam forum?

Originally posted by Penguin You think brunch comes before and after every meal

It does come beofre and after every meal for me... and I weigh 120lbs.

Originally posted by Chruser May I remind you that this is not the spam forum?

Your sarcasm is noted, but not appreciated.