lol also add these to the list:

You talk funny.
People talk to you funny.
You smell funny.
you eat funny.
People look at you funny.
You look funny.
You think you're funny because people 'laugh with you', but really in fact, are laughing at you.
People look at you funny.
You walk funny.
And finally, you do just about ever Goddarn thing on earth funny.

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow when intact to your miserable body.