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I just Payed per view!
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Posted 2005-03-22, 08:05 AM
I just bought Napolean Dynamite on Pay Per View.

How should I end my life?
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Posted 2005-03-22, 08:16 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post "I just Payed per view!"
How can you end it ......if you didn't have one to begin with?
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Posted 2005-03-22, 08:19 AM in reply to Hades-Knight's post starting "How can you end it ......if you didn't..."
I created xanga. I own your life.
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Posted 2005-03-22, 11:02 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "I created xanga. I own your life."
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=manly_suicide

I like the razor method.
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Posted 2005-03-22, 02:22 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post "I just Payed per view!"
Napolean Dynamite is a good movie, though. I don't care what you all say, I liked it.
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Posted 2005-03-22, 02:42 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post "I just Payed per view!"
Chew broken dvd's until your belly explodes.
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Posted 2005-03-22, 08:13 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Chew broken dvd's until your belly..."
I think he should just go witht he freesbee approach
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Posted 2005-03-22, 08:17 PM in reply to Hades-Knight's post starting "I think he should just go witht he..."
Seppuku!
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Posted 2005-03-22, 08:19 PM in reply to Hades-Knight's post starting "I think he should just go witht he..."
"Ding-Dong "I'll get it.. SLAP"

"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic."- Benjamin Franklin
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Posted 2005-03-22, 08:26 PM in reply to Adrenachrome's post starting ""Ding-Dong "I'll get it....."
Brush your teeth with a belt sander.
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Posted 2005-03-22, 09:08 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post "I just Payed per view!"
Try drinking a quart of everclear all at once.
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Posted 2005-03-22, 11:51 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Try drinking a quart of everclear all..."
Fuck an electrical outlet. (I'm sure you'll fit)


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My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2005-03-25, 08:25 AM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Fuck an electrical outlet. (I'm sure..."
OMGWTFBBQGNRSNP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

So what? you payed barely any money to watch a good movie, and you can just tape it anyways... it's much better quality than like... downloading it. Soooo you didn't do anything that gay.
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Posted 2005-03-25, 08:36 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Brush your teeth with a belt sander."
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Brush your teeth with a belt sander.
Nail your tongue to a kitchen table and run a cheese grader along it.

Maybe tonight we'll fly so far away... We'll be lost before the dawn...
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er er LOL
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Posted 2005-03-25, 09:27 PM in reply to pr0xy's post starting "http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/..."
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http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=manly_suicide

I like the razor method.
Im personally all about eating a tub of beans..
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Posted 2005-03-26, 02:42 AM in reply to Jamesadin's post starting "Im personally all about eating a tub of..."
Fart yourelf to death. Hmmm. Very cruel!
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Posted 2005-03-26, 10:49 AM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Fart yourelf to death. Hmmm. Very..."
Problem:How can we get K_A to kill himself?

Hypothesis: If K_A, another man, and a woman do fucked up shit, then they will eventually kill K_A.

Materiels: K_A, another man, a woman, a fork, some salt, nails, and some lemon juice, or you can use the brown bottle of disinfectant, an extenstion cord.

Procedures:
1. Strap K_A to a chair.
2. Tease him with the man
3. Tease him more.
4. TEASE!
5. te... wait no, uh... poke him in the stomach and in the legs with a fork, make it puncture though
6. connect your Extension cord from the plug-in to the little holes you made.
7. Take a picture and send it in to somebody at www.funnyjunk.com
8. Blindfold K_A
9. Put a path of nails on the ground
10. Tell K_A to walk or you'll kill him on the spot, make him walk in a straight line.
11. Take pictures of K_A walking on the nails
12. Post them on www.funnyjunk.com
13. Put some salt on his wounds
14. As you put the salt, spray all the lemonjuice on the holes in his body from the fork
15. After your done, disinfect them.
16. Punch him until he dies.


This post has no offence to K_A, its just a clever way to die! With details, too!
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Posted 2005-03-26, 11:04 AM in reply to slaynish's post starting "Problem:How can we get K_A to kill..."
Punching someone to death is in no way clever. It's been done so many times Before.
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Posted 2005-03-26, 11:08 AM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Punching someone to death is in no way..."
Slapping someone to death, though.. that'd be classic.
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Posted 2005-03-26, 01:17 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "Slapping someone to death, though....."
Yes, I know.

The fact that I added that at the end, made it quite clever. You were expecting something 'big', like fucking him un the brain or something.

No.

Simply end his life after torture. That, my friend, is classic.
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