Grrr... People like that give real christians bad names.
In this bloody dawn
I will wash my soul
To call the spirit of vengeance
To deny my wisdom for anger
To break the scream of the silent fool
To be a knightrider of doom
-Knightrider of Doom - Rhapsody
Baptists aren't Christians, numbnuts. I got a good laugh from it.
I always thought they were.
Anyway, this can't be real. This is just tii damned far-fetched. Who the fuck is that stupid?
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Wilkins reported that he and his wife became suspicious earlier in the week after Geoffrey started to ask them if he could see the new Matrix Revolutions movie. "It bothered us terribly, since the boy knew full well that True Christians are not to visit picture houses, ever!" said Mrs. Wilkins. Especially for troublemaking communist propaganda about revolutions! The concerned couple searched Geoffrey's room for signs of occult activity and found dozens of science fiction videos and comic books, and Magic occult trading cards. "We even found a stash of his old Pokemon pocket demons he tried to hide under his mattress along with a naughty National Geographic magazine and a Ziploc baggy full of grass clippings," said Pastor.
I think someone has been living in an Amish paradise way too long.
Thank you for saying something, I was just about to post that the Landover Baptist site is a fake site. It's a parody. Why else would they sell bumperstickers that says "My priest molested your honor student" They just do stupid shit to make fun of Christians, etc.
Baptists aren't Christians, numbnuts. I got a good laugh from it.
No, Baptists are more christian thatn Catholics. And mormons, but they dont count. Damn that Jhon Smiths ice breath.
In this bloody dawn
I will wash my soul
To call the spirit of vengeance
To deny my wisdom for anger
To break the scream of the silent fool
To be a knightrider of doom
-Knightrider of Doom - Rhapsody
ha ha ha ha! Baptists aren't more Christian than Catholics my friend. The thing is, there's not contest as to who is more Christian. But I will say this, Baptists are very anal and here's an old saying I find true: When baptists go in a liquor store, they wear trenchcoats and try to hide their faces so they can't be recognized, however, when Catholics go into said liquor store, they just wave and say "Hi"
(sorry to double post, yell at me for it mods if you want, etc.)
Mormons aren't christian. Christians all hold several chief doctrines to belief (such as trinity and other things). Mormons have many unbiblical beliefs, such as Satan and Jesus being biological brothers, that the Jews were the first people over here, that all Indians were originally white and turned red because of god's anger, and they were special underwear for no real reason.
Christians, those who beleive there jesus died for the peoples sins. Mormons acknowledge his existance. Thus, the world calls them christians, givin them a bad name. The christians that is.
In this bloody dawn
I will wash my soul
To call the spirit of vengeance
To deny my wisdom for anger
To break the scream of the silent fool
To be a knightrider of doom
-Knightrider of Doom - Rhapsody
I agree on that, but try to take things from a more .. Um.. Capitalist pig point of view?
Dictionary.com:
Chris·tian Audio pronunciation of "christian" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (krschn)
adj.
1. Professing belief in Jesus as Christ or following the religion based on the life and teachings of Jesus.
2. Relating to or derived from Jesus or Jesus's teachings.
3. Manifesting the qualities or spirit of Jesus; Christlike.
4. Relating to or characteristic of Christianity or its adherents.
They fill at least one of the above criterias, so acording to the 'law of man' they are considered christians.
But that aside, seems you have a deep understanding of christianty and god in general. Care to explain why?
In this bloody dawn
I will wash my soul
To call the spirit of vengeance
To deny my wisdom for anger
To break the scream of the silent fool
To be a knightrider of doom
-Knightrider of Doom - Rhapsody
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