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Post Has anyone seen my boyfriend :(
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Posted 2003-08-18, 11:06 PM
Has he been around here at all today...to anyone's knowledge?
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Posted 2003-08-19, 12:23 AM in reply to Silverjinx18's post "Has anyone seen my boyfriend :("
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Posted 2003-08-19, 01:24 AM in reply to Silverjinx18's post "Has anyone seen my boyfriend :("
Lets see...

3:21 PM - I shot him in the spine.
3:30 PM - I get a steak knife and slowly start sawing away at his left shoulder.
3:47 PM - Finally, his left arm comes off, and I gorge my mouth into it and start licking the delicious bloody fat.
3:56 PM - I pull out his neck and chest muscles and cut them off with the steak knife.
3:59 PM - I start to chew on his neck tissue. Its so sweet.
4:08 PM - His body starts to make slight moaning noises. I figure its about time I disposed the body.
4:30 PM - I finish digging a hole in my backyard, and dump his body in.
4:42 PM - The hole is covered up with dirt.
4:45 PM - I sprinkle some grass seeds on the patch.

...Oh wait, were talking about Bob right? Hes been off and on-line. I'm sure he's doing deliciously fine.
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Posted 2003-08-19, 09:27 AM in reply to Silverjinx18's post "Has anyone seen my boyfriend :("
Aint seen him. I am sure he is fine. Are you having separation anxiety already Jinx?

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Posted 2003-08-19, 09:30 AM in reply to Silverjinx18's post "Has anyone seen my boyfriend :("
Negative, haven't heard a sound, but then again, I've been away almost all day. School.
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Posted 2003-08-19, 09:58 AM in reply to Silverjinx18's post "Has anyone seen my boyfriend :("
aww lil chrusers growing up SOOOO FAST!??!?!?! so cute. rofl
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Posted 2003-08-19, 10:19 AM in reply to Silverjinx18's post "Has anyone seen my boyfriend :("
???
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Posted 2003-08-19, 10:20 AM in reply to Silverjinx18's post "Has anyone seen my boyfriend :("
slaynish said:
aww lil chrusers growing up SOOOO FAST!??!?!?! so cute. rofl
It would be nice if you would do a little growing up idiot boy.
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Posted 2003-08-19, 10:48 AM in reply to Silverjinx18's post "Has anyone seen my boyfriend :("
Doofus_AW said:
slaynish said:
aww lil chrusers growing up SOOOO FAST!??!?!?! so cute. rofl
It would be nice if you would do a little growing up idiot boy.
lol
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Posted 2003-08-19, 01:08 PM in reply to Silverjinx18's post "Has anyone seen my boyfriend :("
Wow doofus got the big guns out for a bit there.
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Posted 2003-08-19, 04:00 PM in reply to Silverjinx18's post "Has anyone seen my boyfriend :("
i have seen bob on aim we were in deep discussion over wc3 faggs that leave 3v3's
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Posted 2003-08-19, 04:18 PM in reply to Silverjinx18's post "Has anyone seen my boyfriend :("
im sure that by 'deep" zagggon means "omg oloolo these f4gs letf teh gam3 omggom gay gay"
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Posted 2003-08-19, 04:23 PM in reply to Silverjinx18's post "Has anyone seen my boyfriend :("
Have you called the police?
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Posted 2003-08-19, 07:36 PM in reply to Silverjinx18's post "Has anyone seen my boyfriend :("
I think I saw him pull over and talk to a lady whering a little skirt and a pink top. They talked for a moment and then I heard her say "Are you f'n crazy!? I don't do BJs for ten bucks! Come back when you get money!

I saw him later talking to a man in a brown suit. The guy was old and there were dudes in black suits and sunglasses standing around them. I snuck closer and I heard the old dude say "knocker her off? No problem. My men are at the ready. The only thing we need to discuss is cash. How much you offer'n?"
"mumble mumble"
"Don't make me laugh! Come back when you get a job!"

At least I think it was him. Is this what Bob looks like?
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Posted 2003-08-19, 08:40 PM in reply to Silverjinx18's post "Has anyone seen my boyfriend :("
na thats not him
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Posted 2003-08-19, 09:50 PM in reply to Silverjinx18's post "Has anyone seen my boyfriend :("
So Jinx and Bob have a cyber relationship and they don't know each other in real life?
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Posted 2003-08-19, 11:09 PM in reply to Silverjinx18's post "Has anyone seen my boyfriend :("
Jinx and Bob have known each other in real life for 42 months.

I fell asleep waiting for her to get home from work, so I didn't get to talk to her is all.

And, no. I don't look like a big gay homo.
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Posted 2003-08-21, 07:27 PM in reply to Silverjinx18's post "Has anyone seen my boyfriend :("
I'm just saying that's the guy I saw. I'm not saying you are a gay homo.
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Posted 2003-08-21, 07:41 PM in reply to Silverjinx18's post "Has anyone seen my boyfriend :("
funny stuff :-P

a little bit gross there, mantralord .....sick but good *drool :-P
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Posted 2003-08-22, 12:33 PM in reply to Silverjinx18's post "Has anyone seen my boyfriend :("
Bob-Bay!

Maybe tonight we'll fly so far away... We'll be lost before the dawn...
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