Lets see...

3:21 PM - I shot him in the spine.
3:30 PM - I get a steak knife and slowly start sawing away at his left shoulder.
3:47 PM - Finally, his left arm comes off, and I gorge my mouth into it and start licking the delicious bloody fat.
3:56 PM - I pull out his neck and chest muscles and cut them off with the steak knife.
3:59 PM - I start to chew on his neck tissue. Its so sweet.
4:08 PM - His body starts to make slight moaning noises. I figure its about time I disposed the body.
4:30 PM - I finish digging a hole in my backyard, and dump his body in.
4:42 PM - The hole is covered up with dirt.
4:45 PM - I sprinkle some grass seeds on the patch.

...Oh wait, were talking about Bob right? Hes been off and on-line. I'm sure he's doing deliciously fine.