Funniest joke in the history of all that is funny.

Three men were flying over their newly discovered territory in an airplane. One man was asian, one man was spanish, and one man was american. They decided that they would divide their newly discovered territory by throwing a weapon of their choice from the airplane, and each man would get the land where his weapon lands.

The asian man threw a ninja star from the airplane, the spanish man threw a spear from the airplane, and the american man threw a grenade from the airplane. They landed to see where their weapons had landed.

They went to where the ninja star had landed and saw a little boy yelling and screaming. When they asked him what was wrong, he said "this ninja star came flying from the sky and hit me in the eye!" The three men decided it would be best to leave before they got into much trouble.

They then went to where the spear had landed and they saw a little girl crying her eyes out. When they asked her what was wrong, she said "a spear came flying from the sky and killed my father!" Not wanting to upset the girl any more, they decided it would be best to move on.

So they finally went to where the grenade had landed, and they discovered a little boy laughing like he was insane, and when they asked him what was so funny, he said "I farted and my house blew up!"