Funniest joke in the history of all that is funny.
 

Three men were flying over their newly discovered territory in an airplane. One man was asian, one man was spanish, and one man was american. They decided that they would divide their newly discovered territory by throwing a weapon of their choice from the airplane, and each man would get the land where his weapon lands.

The asian man threw a ninja star from the airplane, the spanish man threw a spear from the airplane, and the american man threw a grenade from the airplane. They landed to see where their weapons had landed.

They went to where the ninja star had landed and saw a little boy yelling and screaming. When they asked him what was wrong, he said "this ninja star came flying from the sky and hit me in the eye!" The three men decided it would be best to leave before they got into much trouble.

They then went to where the spear had landed and they saw a little girl crying her eyes out. When they asked her what was wrong, she said "a spear came flying from the sky and killed my father!" Not wanting to upset the girl any more, they decided it would be best to move on.

So they finally went to where the grenade had landed, and they discovered a little boy laughing like he was insane, and when they asked him what was so funny, he said "I farted and my house blew up!"

By the way I think I posted this before a long while ago but I don't care so bite me.

It's funnier with the Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman.

In a hot air balloon. Irish drops a crate of Guinness out over Ireland. Scotsman drops a Haggis out over Scotland. Englishman drops a bomb over England.

When they touch down in London they see a kid laughing, ask him why - "I just farted and the Houses of Parliament blew up!"

That would qualify as british humor and thus would automatically be unfunny, so no.

Touche, however your joke wasn't much better.

I read it and didn't laugh, then I remembered I have no sense of humor.

so i guess hispanics are still throwing spears and building mud huts right

what about the spanish swords you racist fuck http://www.ancient-weapons.com/spanish-swords.html

Why do you care? You're mexican.

And what about Asians? It's a bit of a generalistion, implying that they all throw ninja stars, ain't it?

I remember that joke in grade school!

But still funny, ¡King_Amazon!

Heh heh heh.

People are now using iK_A!, with the inverted !. Amusing. :p

I never once said that all asians throw ninja stars or all mexicans throw spears, I simple said that they chose those weapons as their "weapon of choice."

Maybe if you'd have said a Ninja, a Spear-throwing-Mexican and an American...

At least Guinness and Haggis are synonymous with Irish people and Scots respectively. And it was an Englishman who originally tried to blow up the Houses of Parliament so the Englishman dropping the bomb fits the bill nicely.

The only problem is, "Guinness" and "Haggis" are undefined words.

http://www.answers.com/haggis&r=67
http://www.answers.com/guinness

Lobbocks.

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ROLFMAOMFOMFMSDFKM KEK lolz @ joke ?

It'd be funny if you get a new sig. Plz do so.

I've still got the "Lenny: The man with only one Ball" sig. I can change it to say "Sov", if you want that? :rolleyes:

That's still being overly generous

I know. I say I'll make one, but everytime I open up Photoshop/Flash I get sooo lazy. Maybe soon..^^