Everyone read! Important!

This is an email I recieved (my official army email so its real)

Soldiers: Every Soldier is a scout not only on the battlefield, but also on the homefront. Help the Army find qualified recruits who want to answer the Call to Duty and you will earn $1000. The Army now gives a cash bonus to Soldiers for referring qualified, non-prior service applicants who complete Basic and Advanced Individual Training (AIT). Referrals may be to any component of the Army (Active, Reserve or National Guard) and do not have to be in the same component as the referring Soldier. Immediate family members do not qualify as a referral and applicants must not have already conducted an appointment with a recruiter. Referring Soldiers must establish a user account prior to making a referral.

If anyone on Zelaron is ever planning on joining the army, just talk to me and use me as a referrer. We will split the money 50/50.

No offense, but I dodged that bullet once, it's just not for me.

I think I'll just go to college and make $100k/year for the rest of my life thanks.

So your saying $500 dollars doesnt temp you? "Come on... come on."

I could work for 2 weeks and make $500.(At a shitty job, not my $100k/year job) Why the hell do you think I'd sell my soul to the government for $500?

I could work for 2 weeks and make $500.(At a shitty job, not my $100k/year job) Why the hell do you think I'd sell my soul to the government for $500?

I personally don't miss mine.