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Sum Yung Guy

2006-05-09 08:58 AM

Everyone read! Important!

This is an email I recieved (my official army email so its real)

Quote:

Soldiers:

Every Soldier is a scout not only on the battlefield, but also on the homefront. Help the Army find qualified recruits who want to answer the Call to Duty and you will earn $1000.

The Army now gives a cash bonus to Soldiers for referring qualified, non-prior service applicants who complete Basic and Advanced Individual Training (AIT). Referrals may be to any component of the Army (Active, Reserve or National Guard) and do not have to be in the same component as the referring Soldier. Immediate family members do not qualify as a referral and applicants must not have already conducted an appointment with a recruiter. Referring Soldiers must establish a user account prior to making a referral.

If anyone on Zelaron is ever planning on joining the army, just talk to me and use me as a referrer. We will split the money 50/50.

DaFrigginDoctah

2006-05-09 10:43 AM

No offense, but I dodged that bullet once, it's just not for me. :)

!King_Amazon!

2006-05-09 11:18 AM

I think I'll just go to college and make $100k/year for the rest of my life thanks.

Sum Yung Guy

2006-05-09 11:19 AM

So your saying $500 dollars doesnt temp you? "Come on... come on."

!King_Amazon!

2006-05-09 11:21 AM

I could work for 2 weeks and make $500.(At a shitty job, not my $100k/year job) Why the hell do you think I'd sell my soul to the government for $500?

Sum Yung Guy

2006-05-09 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !King_Amazon!

I could work for 2 weeks and make $500.(At a shitty job, not my $100k/year job) Why the hell do you think I'd sell my soul to the government for $500?

I personally don't miss mine.

HandOfHeaven

2006-05-09 03:07 PM

I could talk to Arkantis about this, I think he is actually thinking about joining the army in a year (right after high school).

Sovereign

2006-05-09 06:25 PM

That kid wouldn't be able to stay sober through basic training if his life depended on it.

KagomJack

2006-05-09 06:51 PM

He'll end up scrubbing latrines if he joins >.>

HandOfHeaven

2006-05-09 07:47 PM

He's actually trying to prove me wrong by trying to stay sober. He lies by saying he doesn't smoke anymore, when I have several sources giving me stories of him just chuffin' away.

Kaneda

2006-05-09 07:52 PM

Ha. Didn't I once say something to him about maybe having an addicitive personality?

I thought this was going to be some kind of cool insider info, like you just recieved word "For military eyes only" that an attack was going to be launched and you were giving us heads up.

JRwakebord

2006-05-09 11:50 PM

I don't think Delong is that stupid.

Sum Yung Guy

2006-05-10 01:51 AM

What are you talking about JR? I'm getting married! Your statement is flawed.

JRwakebord

2006-05-10 02:26 AM

I concede the point. Enjoy only one vagina for the rest of your life!

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