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Posted 2008-03-18, 02:43 PM
Post 'em.. I need a good laugh.

I'll start:

Why are all black guys fast?


(Answer below)

Because all the slow ones are in jail!
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Posted 2008-03-18, 02:53 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "Joke thread"
How do you know if your home was burglarized by an asian person

"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic."- Benjamin Franklin
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Posted 2008-03-18, 02:56 PM in reply to Adrenachrome's post starting "How do you know if your home was..."
Your rice is missing?
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Posted 2008-03-18, 09:19 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "Your rice is missing?"
Your valuables are missing and your kids homework is complete.

"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic."- Benjamin Franklin
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Posted 2008-03-19, 02:03 AM in reply to Adrenachrome's post starting "Your valuables are missing and your..."
rofl, nice one
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Posted 2008-03-19, 06:38 AM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "rofl, nice one"
This one's old, you've probably already heard it but oh well.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car. Who's driving?
When my time comes, I want to be burried face down. That way, anyone that doesn't like me, can kiss my ass!
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Posted 2008-03-19, 06:40 AM in reply to talentedhamster's post starting "This one's old, you've probably already..."
the cop!














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Posted 2008-03-19, 06:44 AM in reply to D3V's post starting "the cop!"
=( i tried.
When my time comes, I want to be burried face down. That way, anyone that doesn't like me, can kiss my ass!
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Posted 2008-03-19, 12:39 PM in reply to talentedhamster's post starting "=( i tried."
What do four out of five people enjoy?
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Posted 2008-03-19, 01:31 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "What do four out of five people enjoy?"
Sexual Favors?
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Posted 2008-03-19, 02:10 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "Sexual Favors?"
Here's a picture joke:

Bush fused with McCain!
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Posted 2008-03-19, 02:11 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "Here's a picture joke: Bush fused..."
Even better...

VOTE FOR BILLARY!!
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Posted 2008-03-19, 02:57 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "Even better... VOTE FOR BILLARY!! ..."
wait i wanna know lenny's answer!
When my time comes, I want to be burried face down. That way, anyone that doesn't like me, can kiss my ass!
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Posted 2008-03-19, 03:02 PM in reply to talentedhamster's post starting "wait i wanna know lenny's answer!"
I agree...

LENNY! GET ON THE BALL NIGGA!

::EDIT:: Off topic but Lenny, do they use the word "nigger" or "nigga" over in the UK?
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Posted 2008-03-19, 05:57 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "I agree... LENNY! GET ON THE BALL..."
It's used, aye.

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What do four out of five people enjoy?

Gang rape.
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Posted 2008-03-19, 11:59 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "It's used, aye. --- What do..."
Awesome, Lenny. I'm gonna have to remember that one.

Ok, this may be pushing the envelope of good taste, but here goes:

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?
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Posted 2008-03-20, 10:41 AM in reply to Vault Dweller's post starting "Awesome, Lenny. I'm gonna have to..."
Oh God.. a dead baby joke.

Dead babies splatter when you throw them?
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Posted 2008-03-20, 10:45 AM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "Oh God.. a dead baby joke. Dead..."
I seem to remember it being something along the lines of: you can't load bowling balls onto a truck with a pitchfork.

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Talking about babies... two for you:

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

How do you stop a baby crawling around in circles?
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Posted 2008-03-20, 02:44 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "I seem to remember it being something..."
idk, but i got a good one!


Whats the difference between a dead baby and an onion
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Posted 2008-03-20, 04:53 PM in reply to talentedhamster's post starting "idk, but i got a good one! Whats..."
Onions make you cry when you peel them?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you stop a baby crawling around in circles?
Nail it's other foot to the floor.
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