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Posted 2008-03-19, 02:21 PM
Q: I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?

A: A shoe

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Q:What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

A: A river

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For you math lovers:

Q:I am a three digit number.
My tens digit is five more than my ones digit.
My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit.
What number am I?

A: 194

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Q:What falls but doesn’t break, and what breaks but doesn’t fall?

A: Night and Day
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Posted 2008-03-19, 02:58 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "Post your riddles!"
A man is found dead surrounded by 53 bicycles. How'd he die?
When my time comes, I want to be burried face down. That way, anyone that doesn't like me, can kiss my ass!
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Posted 2008-03-19, 03:04 PM in reply to talentedhamster's post starting "A man is found dead surrounded by 53..."
A toddler bike-gang ran him over?
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Posted 2008-03-19, 03:05 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "A toddler bike-gang ran him over?"
nope. this is a really hard one, no pun intended.
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Posted 2008-03-19, 05:37 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "Post your riddles!"
What goes on four legs, then goes onto two, and then finally goes onto three?

Man.
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Posted 2008-03-19, 06:19 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "What goes on four legs, then goes onto..."
What's the answer to your's hamster?
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Posted 2008-03-19, 07:04 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "What goes on four legs, then goes onto..."
people!!!!! and im not sayin mine =P
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Posted 2008-03-22, 10:03 AM in reply to talentedhamster's post starting "A man is found dead surrounded by 53..."
Has it got anything to do with cards? I was playing with a friend the other day and noticed that the make of cards we were playing with were Bicycles.
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Posted 2008-03-22, 10:15 AM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Has it got anything to do with cards? I..."
yes!!!! yes it does.
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Posted 2008-03-22, 10:42 AM in reply to talentedhamster's post starting "yes!!!! yes it does."
In that case... 53 Bicycles.

The fella was cheating - extra card. So whoever he was playing killed him and scattered the cards around him?
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Posted 2008-03-22, 12:11 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "In that case... 53 Bicycles. The..."
you win! =P
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