"The key to a healthy relationship is to always keep surprises around the corner. Here's a tip fellas: to spice up your romance, the next time your girlfriend or wife leaves the room, take a big dump in the middle of the floor. Nothing is more surprising or mysterious than a dump in the middle of the floor. And it ALWAYS starts a conversation. 'Is that what I think it is? Yeah, it IS. How the hell did it get there? You'd better hold me because I'm scared.'"
Excuse was just the word I chose to use. I've been the same way for YEARS. I never used to have problems sleeping until I turned 12 or 13. Since then, I've always had problems getting any sleep at night.
when i goto sleep it takes about 2 mins to actually be asleep, its just that i delay going to sleep for as long as possible and when i wake up i dont just lay in bed i get up as soon as i am realize im awake
Okay, the topic of this thread has mutated into something completely different than originally intended. Dave Attell rules. His show "Insomniac" rules.
"I'm not taking directions from a man with one tooth! I'm taking directions from a man with one leg. I'll guarantee that the man with one leg can show you the best way to get anywhere. No climbing over fences or jumping off rooftops. He'll just get you there."
Travel Sick is fucking awesome. Grub is a crazy bastard. He did a sing along with a group of skinheads as one of his challenges. I didn't think he'd be able to pull it off.
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