Okay, the topic of this thread has mutated into something completely different than originally intended. Dave Attell rules. His show "Insomniac" rules.

"I'm not taking directions from a man with one tooth! I'm taking directions from a man with one leg. I'll guarantee that the man with one leg can show you the best way to get anywhere. No climbing over fences or jumping off rooftops. He'll just get you there."