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Funniest joke in the history of all that is funny.
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Posted 2007-03-02, 12:01 PM
Three men were flying over their newly discovered territory in an airplane. One man was asian, one man was spanish, and one man was american. They decided that they would divide their newly discovered territory by throwing a weapon of their choice from the airplane, and each man would get the land where his weapon lands.

The asian man threw a ninja star from the airplane, the spanish man threw a spear from the airplane, and the american man threw a grenade from the airplane. They landed to see where their weapons had landed.

They went to where the ninja star had landed and saw a little boy yelling and screaming. When they asked him what was wrong, he said "this ninja star came flying from the sky and hit me in the eye!" The three men decided it would be best to leave before they got into much trouble.

They then went to where the spear had landed and they saw a little girl crying her eyes out. When they asked her what was wrong, she said "a spear came flying from the sky and killed my father!" Not wanting to upset the girl any more, they decided it would be best to move on.

So they finally went to where the grenade had landed, and they discovered a little boy laughing like he was insane, and when they asked him what was so funny, he said "I farted and my house blew up!"
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Posted 2007-03-02, 12:01 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post "Funniest joke in the history of all..."
By the way I think I posted this before a long while ago but I don't care so bite me.
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Posted 2007-03-02, 12:06 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "By the way I think I posted this before..."
It's funnier with the Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman.

In a hot air balloon. Irish drops a crate of Guinness out over Ireland. Scotsman drops a Haggis out over Scotland. Englishman drops a bomb over England.

When they touch down in London they see a kid laughing, ask him why - "I just farted and the Houses of Parliament blew up!"
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Posted 2007-03-02, 12:07 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "It's funnier with the Englishman,..."
That would qualify as british humor and thus would automatically be unfunny, so no.
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Posted 2007-03-02, 09:47 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "That would qualify as british humor and..."
Touche, however your joke wasn't much better.
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Just ask the married chick he fucked.

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Posted 2007-03-02, 10:56 PM in reply to MightyJoe's post starting "Touche, however your joke wasn't much..."
I read it and didn't laugh, then I remembered I have no sense of humor.
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Posted 2007-03-03, 08:12 AM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "I read it and didn't laugh, then I..."
so i guess hispanics are still throwing spears and building mud huts right

what about the spanish swords you racist fuck http://www.ancient-weapons.com/spanish-swords.html
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Posted 2007-03-03, 10:09 AM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "so i guess hispanics are still throwing..."
Why do you care? You're mexican.
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Posted 2007-03-03, 10:44 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Why do you care? You're mexican."
And what about Asians? It's a bit of a generalistion, implying that they all throw ninja stars, ain't it?
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Posted 2007-03-03, 11:03 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post "Funniest joke in the history of all..."
I remember that joke in grade school!

But still funny, ¡King_Amazon!
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Posted 2007-03-03, 11:10 AM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "I remember that joke in grade school! ..."
Heh heh heh.

People are now using iK_A!, with the inverted !. Amusing.
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Posted 2007-03-03, 11:13 AM in reply to Lenny's post starting "And what about Asians? It's a bit of a..."
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And what about Asians? It's a bit of a generalistion, implying that they all throw ninja stars, ain't it?
I never once said that all asians throw ninja stars or all mexicans throw spears, I simple said that they chose those weapons as their "weapon of choice."
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Posted 2007-03-03, 05:00 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "I never once said that all asians throw..."
Maybe if you'd have said a Ninja, a Spear-throwing-Mexican and an American...

At least Guinness and Haggis are synonymous with Irish people and Scots respectively. And it was an Englishman who originally tried to blow up the Houses of Parliament so the Englishman dropping the bomb fits the bill nicely.
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Posted 2007-03-03, 05:31 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Maybe if you'd have said a Ninja, a..."
The only problem is, "Guinness" and "Haggis" are undefined words.
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Posted 2007-03-03, 05:40 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "http://www.answers.com/haggis&r=67..."
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ROLFMAOMFOMFMSDFKM KEK lolz @ joke ?
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Posted 2007-03-04, 01:06 AM in reply to kaos's post starting "OH... ROLFMAOMFOMFMSDFKM KEK..."
It'd be funny if you get a new sig. Plz do so.
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Posted 2007-03-04, 05:56 AM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "It'd be funny if you get a new sig. ..."
I've still got the "Lenny: The man with only one Ball" sig. I can change it to say "Sov", if you want that?
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Posted 2007-03-04, 07:26 AM in reply to Lenny's post starting "I've still got the "Lenny: The man with..."
That's still being overly generous


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Posted 2007-03-04, 11:25 AM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "It'd be funny if you get a new sig. ..."
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It'd be funny if you get a new sig. Plz do so.
I know. I say I'll make one, but everytime I open up Photoshop/Flash I get sooo lazy. Maybe soon..
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