Once upon  a time you  and your fellow
settlers live somewhere  along the mid
west  (or  east*).  Sometime  in early
May (or June**) it's your birthday and
your  parents said  they  can  buy you
one very special thing. How would  you
feel if that present was a baby koala?











[Notes]
*: As opposed to the mid east (unless
you really are from the Middle East, in
which case you would have to make the
necessary changes to the internal structure
of the relevant paragraph).
**: Or July, August, September, October,
November, December, January, February,
March, April.