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bewitched stopped posting on Zelaron...

I think she is mad at me. I broke up with her right before I came back from Iraq so I could follow the American dream and fuck a different girl every few days get totally wasted and do all kinds of things. Ive been to Amsterdam(fucking amazing) Berlin(boring) and Frankfurt(cool) since I been back and made love to many women in each of those places and did some crazy drugs in Amsterdam. I even had a threesome in Frankfurt, and I am currently fuck buddies with a stripper from the town outside our base... life couldn't be better.

Heres a tip, don't go get engaged or married until you are 100% sure you want to give up alot of fun that could be had single.

:killgrin: :killgrin: :killgrin: :killgrin: :killgrin:

Playa play

Yeah, you are way too young to want to get married. I was against it the whole time. Mainly because I'm in love with her, but that's beside the point.

I love you.

Dude you sound like me. Rock on!!

But cooler and in Europe.

I got another trip planned. Right before xmas me and my buddy are gonna go on a cruise somewhere exotic until after New Years and try to lay as many horny women on that boat as possible.

I can just imagine you being chased around the boat by angry women... you'll spend half the voyage in hiding, mark my words! :p

silly boys. now see, if i did that, id be a whore. so not fair.

It sounds like you need to crank open a Bible.

=P

I know the girl for me ... and i am working on it ... even if i am drunk as fuck ... 3 cases of 24 cans is nothing ... but i would marry this girl if need be... i have thought about it and it comes out the same ,,, she is made for me. No Ifs ands or buts she is the girl for me... Periode! .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..............................fuck u if u think other wise .. ill fight u ~~~~11!!!!

Alcohol rocks.

I love alcohol, it's my best friend.

Jack Daniels is a bastard, though.

Jungle Juice is not to be drunk by gorillas.

I love tequilla more then any other alcohol.

wow interesting story. Amsterdam sounds awesome. I guess the mother ship really does call its people home

YAY! He's back!!

How're you doing, Bobster?

I had rum balls last night. I watched Nikki eat one when she thought it was a chocolate ball and I knew it wasn't. The look on her face was hilarious.

Speaking of rum, anyone ever had banana rum? Mix that shit with tea=yum.

Alcohol, strip clubs, single life.... Damn those were the days. But I must admit, three kids later and life is pretty damn good. Like SYG said, make damn sure your done with the "party life" before you commit. Peace.

Spoken from the true champion himself

KA how comes you don't get on XBL anymore?

Between work, girlfriend, WoW and FFXII, I don't have a lot of time left over. Once I finish FFXII I'll have more time, though the WoW expansion will be out then. I dunno, maybe I'll try to make some time.

well, ill be on alot more starting next thursday night. Thats when im done with finals and home for winter break

Thanks Bobby....

Why the hell do you have that Hades guy's avatar/sig? Wtf mang!

Dont even start that again.

Wow I made a drunk post and now comment danm... Well if anyone wants to know how glory is doing ill tell u some stories. Last sat i was at a party and was drinking alot of beer then more beer then more beer then more beer then started on shots of rum ... and moved from rum to cups of rum and coke... then i was told i need to walk this girl home that iwas hitting on all night. I yelled at the guy and said ok ill walk her home and not pass out .. So i walked her home and was with her till 7 in the morning GOD DANMMIT! This is the 2nd time it has happen. He tryed taking me to my place but i kept telling her no and he called ppl asking where i lived but i yell at them and told them if they told her i would come at them like a spider monkey. Then a few weeks back i was coming home from a party and me and a friend got this guy back for being a assbag by taking a trash can and dumping it on his car. Then i ran around campus in my underwear on my own free will. and fell infront of some girls got up and said" Dont act like your not impressed" and continued to run. There is more but i am done typing and really dont feel like typing it all. O yeah i got a job as well lol

Alcohol rocks.

Hummm i know that i might not be a master of the english language, but this totally tops anything that i have ever wrote on this site. As for what happened, running around naked is no big deal. I do it all the time. Also, i have been sober for a month and a half, so this feeling of actually being healthy is new for me.

Hahaha! Manic! :p

me too!!

Pussy!

Thanks cock jockey

Your welcome ... Snooch to the nooch!

Quitters are fags. I'll never quit alcohol.

of course you dont. Alcohol doesnt quit on you does it.

That'd be an amusing day. Down bottle after bottle after bottle of some alcoholic drink, and it refuses to get your drunk.

id cry

In sadness or in laughter?

Sadness, clearly. Foolish Brit.