Dumb ass Poem.
 

The misery, inside of me has grown
The fatality of the hyperbole has come from a gun
My life is the only thing that matters under the sun
But it's confusing living this life without my number one.

Well, you're right. It was dumb. But you're going to have to try harder to top slaynish's shit. Go for anal sex with men. Please write fiction, I don't want to know.

Uh well the problem with that is I posted an 'erotic story' and since it's related to PORNOGRAPHY it's against the rules.

Little Ms. Muffet
Sat on her Tuffet
eating her Curds and ..way
Along came a Spidey
Sat down beside-y
And said "Whats in the bowl bitch!?"

-Andrew Dice Clay

I'm not going to deny that sucks total ass, but theres something about flacid 12 year old dick that just makes me want to stomach pump myself.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Shinto, its raz's forum, let him take care of it. I hear neo chronos calling :weird:

Only a matter of time before he's banned.. (again)

Stating the obvious?

He flamed himself with his title, what did he expect?

No self confidence begets no respect.

It doesn't give you permission to flame me outside the FF. I said it's a dumbass poem, Not I'm a dumbass.

And I never said you were a dumbass. Point being what?

Right there you did.

The poem is....well, no negative comments. Bah.

What do you Mean by 'number one'. A girlfriend or something?

Running with that, I don't think hyperbole is the word you're looking for.

"The fatality of the exaggeration has come from a gun"

If that's what you're going for, it must be so deep that I can't see it.


Yes, but aren't you flaming? I must have missed when "dumb ass" became an euphamism for "cool."

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Point being you are NOT Allowed to flame outside the Flame Forum.

The ban of Grav is what I yearn
If only the world would turn
The slaying of Slim would be so great
If only the world would turn
Slaynish slaughtered, cow style
If only the world would turn
I can't be a part of this proximity
Why won't the world, turn for me?

Well, since you seem to want me dead so much why not come find me? I'll be waiting for you, e-thug.

"I can't be a part of this closeness"

That just doesn't work. The world DOES turn, so your B lines aren't really making sense either. the last line should really be "If only the world would turn.. for me.."

Slim if you have nothing constructive to say, please do not spam my thread.

Knock it off with the flames, guys. Seriously, I don't understand what's so fucking hard about that.

I knew it was only a matter of time b4 Mr. Nazi would come in and ruin the thread.

Now Raz has my title? :cry:

Did I close the fucking thread? Did I administer any warnings? No, numbnuts, I most certainly didn't. All I did was tell you guys to cut out the goddamned flaming. It's not that fucking hard. Do you want me to hold your hand and walk you through it? Or are you a big boy and can handle this gargantuan request on your own? Grow the fuck up, dude.

Just close it, this thread has no purpose. The only person who even said anything nonnegative was Sov and it went unnoticed.

But that Little Ms. Muffet poem kicks ass. I guess you've never heard of Andrew Dice Clay though..

I didn't think it was too bad D3V.

HERE COMES THE NAZI AGAIN

I bet he's got a Hitler stash and everything

I actually did have one at one point...for about three seconds. Hadn't shaved in a week or two, so I shaved it into a Hitler-stasche, giggled and then shaved the rest off.

Goddamn, I was such a retarded ass troll.

What do you mean was?

one time I had
This one dude's dad
he liked his green seat
and to eat duck feet
but they made him sad