Worst physical pain ever?
 

Mine would probably have to be when a muscle in my right leg randomly started contracting. It hurt so much I nearly passed out from the pain -.-

It's called cramp...its not that painfull u pussy. ;)

Mine is pretty recent (cant really remember older pains) I had an infection in my face cavity (internet translation dunno what its called) its up your nose behind/between your eyes adn it feels like someone is smashing a hammer at your face every second.

-_-

It's called a charlie horse.

Oh and that time that i broke my arm in 7 places. Wasn't fun.

testicle + rubber mallet

That wins.

Anyone other than me put staples in there arms for fun?

:: raises hand ::

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That's dumb. Anyways, soccer cleat in the balls. Happened a week ago, could barely stand.

Fell down a slope in high speed on jar asphalt. Large chunks of rocks got stuck deep inside my knees, the left side of my hip and my palms. It wasn't an immense pain, more like papercut * 80. Don't try it at home, kids.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

testical + 200 pound man applying pressure slowly untill it pops o_O

Swimmer's ear >_<

Oh god.

Testicle with 201 lb man applying pressure.

When my friends and I were high we started randomly sticking ducktape on our bodies. I stuck a whole strip across my chin. I have a goatee and let me tell you, NEVER DO THIS EVER. Oh shit, I was screamin so loud my friends were flippin out, lol. Good times..

Probably have to be some burn that I can't think of right now... I can't remember any of the semi-major things that happened to me hurting... I tore off a large amount of skin and flesh (think meat) from my knee at Disney World, but I just stared at it and wondered why it didn't start bleeding immediately. I also had my big toenail torn off, but I was freaking out too much to notice any pain I think. I figure shock numbs pain.

How did you tear off your skin and flesh?

Having a riding lawnmower flip on you is the worst physical pain I've ever been in

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

AAAAHHHHHHHH hahahahahah
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You vex me too much. You really need a beating.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

One time I had a pill lodged in my sinus (dont ask), and they froze my throat so they could stick things in it, and check where the pill was. Then, it was half worn off, and I breathed in cold canadian air, and it reacted really badly. So, I had the worst sore throat ever, and plus the pain of something stuck in my sinus, plus my nose was running hard core, and it just wouldnt stop. It was horrible, the worst sore throat you can imagine, your nose feels like its broken, plus it wont stop running. It sucked, but the worse thing is that this went on for about 48 hours straight. It was hell.

I was running and slipped. Let me reccomend that, if you plan on falling on something, don't make it a slippery metal rigged bridge.

The upside was that I got to ride around the rest of the day in a wheelchair. It was teh pwn.

The worst physical pain that I have actually experieced is going through a surgery on my head without any sort of numbness. The shot didn't numb the intended area of my head (i was getting some growth that could become cancerous removed and it was like, in my fucking skull), and they had to cut out this bitch with a scalpel. I was trying to scream, but the shot did make my cheeks tongue and jaw numb and I couldn't formulate any audible noises. Needless to say, it was fucking excruciating.

Probably getting my a good portion of my hand dipped in the fryolater at work. I wanted to die.

Whats a fryolater?

You hav e vast knowledge of appliances. Good.

I had a tooth infection, my mom thought I just had a cavity. I walked around with it for two days, it was like my mouth was having a heart attack. I couldn't think straight it hurt so bad. Then I had a root canal and the nerve was killed.

Think thats bad?

My family has come from a long line of FUCKED UP TEETH.

My mom has dentures, she never changed them so now they're gold and brown and blackish.

My dad has like 7 silver teeth, and 2 fillings.

I have 3 caps, ive had 3 route canals, I've had about 4000$ worth of teeth fixing in the last 2 years.

My brother has had 9 teeth removed due to infection of half of his jaw.

I gauged my ear from a 16 to a 4.

Thats the most pain i've EVER experienced.

No, but you know the web's inbetween your thumb and index finger, I like to staple that, it doesn't even hurt at all, but people freak out.

I would have to say the worst pain I've been in is when I fell off a 10 story stadium( at a football game. ) And when I fell off a 3 story garage. Good times.

Holy shit, I wish I was there to watch must be awsome!

child birth? not me personly, but, comon, try to fit a watermellon though an apple, or crap out a 8lb shit, and tell me it wasent painfull.

as for personal physical pain, mmm.... have to think about it...

kay! i thought about it! i good swift poke in the eye from eye liner aplicator.. holy &%#@ it hurts.

bad enuf to make you cry?

Having anything poke your eye freaking sucks. I was playing basketball with some friends and Ryan accidently poked me in the eye.. only his finger went FAR up there. Oh shit, I had to drive home with one eye closed, that sucked.

I got backhanded and the guy's fingers poked my eye when I was playing soccer.

Thanks for the info Thanatos, we all know and love "Ryan"..............

I dunno slaynish, my tooth hurt more than when i had to pass a kidney stone.

As you should.

I was at the Aquatic center yesterday and I did a gainor flip off the 3m springboard (the high dive) and slightly over rotated, landing in a seated position, since I bounced off the board a gained a height of 1m for a total of a 4m drop slapping my balls direcly onto the surface of the water, I nearly passed out, but managed to crawl out of the pool and carefuly sit down waiting 20 mins for the pain to go away.