The Zelaron Conspiracy Thread
 

I swear this place is just one underground Conspiracy. I've heard so many diffrent rumors and i've been here for almost a year now. Oct 10th is my one year anniversity. :) WTF is going on behind the doors of zelaron? Hell the name alone sounds like a Conspiracy! lol Only one can wonder what goes on in those private forums :( By the way my first account was xwelchsidx or something like that. for those who will say i've been here snice oct :)

Zelaron Explaine yourself? Whos blowing who now to get posistions! lmao :grin:

Zelaron = Area51! Who's an alien?

WEll we all know chruser is an alien bent on taking over the world wide web, then the world. But other then our sweedish dictator i dont think anyone else ahs the potential to be an alien. Unless your referring to an illegal immigrant alien...eddie -_-

Omg guys dont say anything ! He might be a Zelarien undercover trying to find out what we know !

o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O
I know you guyz are watching me !
o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O

No one will catch me !

KUJA...... i seeee you and am out to get you O_O... YOUR ONE OF THEM

PAK CHOOIE UNF

You speaky engrish eddie....you are one of them arent you...YOUR YELLING AT ME IN YORU SECRET TOUNGE....MUST KILL EDDIE THE FOREIGN ALIEN...HELP ME MY MINION (see below)
http://thierry.gagnon.com/Albertus/T...anim_demon.gif

Look what happen to Taco! Where is he now? He must have started to blow the secrect! :(



AH!!!!!!!!!! Chris is BEHIND ME :slice: o_O :slice: o_O :slice: o_O :slice: o_O :slice: o_O :slice: o_O

o_O o_O o_O o_O
*look arround*
*whisper*
Yes i heard they transformed him in a :cyborg: !
*look arround*
*whisper*
From my source he was sent to spy on some of us.
*look arround*
*spot someone !*
*run away*
THEY WONT CATCH ME !
o_O o_O o_O o_O

PAK CHOOIE UNF

I win.

OK i confess im using zelaron as a front to start a nuclear war. Why? so i can have all the cola i want. Even as we speak my flying monkeys(a couple of anonymous members on this site) are hijacking an american battleship and their gonna take it into chinese waters and you'll never stop them NEVER

PAK CHOOIE UNF=space robots

I have no comment on this situation. I would highly suggest that you all stop thinking about this and go about your normal lives.

Me too, please ignore the cryogenic research facility and the nuclear weapons silos. There's really nothing to see here.

Yeah, lets please drop this ridiculous conversation. Why would you think anything like this? We have nothing to hide... Nothing I tell you, nothing! Please let this go, its for the better of the community...

Titus will one day own a brewery. I'd like to have some of that Titus Beer one day. With a nice bacon cheese melt onion mushroom hamburger. Mmm.

Anyway, I found this pic of Chruser doing a Gap commercial...
http://www.rumbumkin.freeservers.com/hitler.jpg

He looks kinda red in that one.

I think zelaron had something to do with 9.11 :-\

I didn't post this original blueprint base.

http://www.zelaron.com/gear/azonic.gif

*Anti-Zelarien Group start a meeting*
*I Whisper*
You guyz seen that it was the leader of the zelarien!
*Someone Whisper*
Yeah i know this is bad !
They are always up to something when he is arround !
*Zelarien Group Arrive !*
*Zelarien Group says*

:cyborg: Resistance Is Futile :cyborg:

*Anti-Zelarien Group says*
ATTACK !!!
:Postal: :cyborg:
:Postal: :cyborg:
:Postal: :cyborg:
:Postal: :cyborg:
*I cast*
ULTIMA!
*I say*
Pull Back !
*Run away*
No one will catch me !

I reccomend closing this thread before anything gets out of control here.

lol...u remember that official zelaron hitman thread

u better watch out what u say about zelaron...spread 2 much of the secret and they may come for u

*Come out of the shadow*
*Start talking*
No one will Close This ! We Will Resist Till The End !
Shh you !
*Casting*
Flare Star!
*Zelarien Apoq says*
Omg Gota Run !
Im Just A Druid !

i know, taco told me way to much. :( im a Code Blue as hospitals would say :(

Isnt code blue when your dying or something?? O_O i dont remember. Oh well.

Zelaronian-NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo(that's me even though titus won't let me change it) attacks with ULTIMA FLARE!!! They fire at us with grenade launchers.
tacoX-(If I save Zelaron, I'll be re-Adminned, possibly become Webmaster(nothing bad against taco)) He charges forward with The Spear of a Thousand Deaths The resistance falls back. They scramble in complete confusion.

Mantralor-TRIPLE ANIHILLATION BEAM!
Chruser-WEBMASTER CANNON!

That was so stupid I think my synapses croaked.

Code Blue means your dying

... Spam n 1/2.


The only real conspiracy is that crusher has multiple personalities.

They branch off into groups.

Supreme Mods
Mods
Undercover imps
The1
slaynish

These are all crushers multiple personalities....... He is forming an underground alliance against Black People!

pay attention to me:( doesn't anybody want to stop my flying monkeys

No, I say you let them roam free, so fourth they will rule the world!!!

so i guess i bought them those mini guns for no reason, great 700 bucks down the drain

Only 700??? Give me the name, number and adress of ur supplier...

who da fuck is Chrusher? Chruser's brother/sister?

there used to be a thread for some elite zelaron group. like the cia, protecting against hackers, and attacking compeating sites.

Chruser ran and hid in "Zelaron Cave" We're up here, dying why he is snug as a bug with his Swedish pornography.

Ach isnt sweedish porn liek shit sex.....european stuff is messed up/

Yeah. Its fat people, shitting on themselves.

Zelaron pull back!!

This thread has surpassed even my standards of stupidity. Nice job.