"I was the first African-American to poop my pants."

Oh, man, I'm so glad the Brady Bunch didn't win. Last year, when the Colts lost, all the Patriot fans went onto the Colts forum and made fun of Dungy's son, called Manning "Pay-a-Ton", and crap like that. I haven't seen any Colts fan do something like that. Sure, they might rub it in, but they're not going to make fun of someone dying for crying out loud.