u know u play 2 much d2 when

me and my friend were pretty bored so we decided to try and make a list of 25 things that indicate u play 2 much d2

tell me what u think...lol...good, bad, mildly humorous...just w/e

1. you forget your cooking food in the oven and almost set your house on fire while your finishing one last quest
2. you wish you could call down lightning in a storm
3. cows look somewhat different to your eyes now
4. your currency is soj
5. when you put your hood on in a storm u feel your power rise
6. you realize diablo 2 is the most potent drug known to man
7. u try to shoot frozen orbs at the school bully
8. you start thinking that amazon's and sorceresses are hot
9. you open a town portal 2 get home
10. when someone challenges you to a fight you look for your stormshield
11. diablo is not the devil, he's baals brother
12. when u play with fire... u have the natural tendency to want to light something else on fire
13. a werewolf is now a druid
14. ur moms jewelry are soj's and highlords wrath
15. when a group of people jumps you you try to whirlwind out
16. your present to your friends on their birthday is a tshirt with the words "Arkaine's Valor"
17. u cast a bone-wall to keep ur parents out ur room
18. when your in gym class u try and put on fanaticsm and shout out randomly
19. during the day you beat up your friends hoping you will take some of their energy by leeching
20. u think a well shot guided arrow with piercing would take down osama and sadaam in one go
21. in computer science u research d2hackit coding
22. when you spend real money on a d2 item thinking its worth something
23. u carry magic find charms when u go out 2 a singles bar
24. you can list all ur friends by /f l
25. when you lose an item you get off the computer and beat the shit out of the nearest thing

hahah..that's pretty funny man..gj..number 3 is the best!

i like 23. nice work.

I like number 3, but now on my way to work I will be looking at the cows.

We had one of these a couple years back and I got first place out of 100 some entries. You can search for it if you want.

New patch sucks.. I wont be playing as much. Patch ruined the game!! Sorcs, Barbs, and Zons suck now.. its not cool..lol. New patch has caused alot of lag now in games and it doesnt help i have dial up!

lol well put mj... those days were great

Shit. I'm screwed.

New patch sucks.. I wont be playing as much. Patch ruined the game!! Sorcs, Barbs, and Zons suck now.. its not cool..lol. New patch has caused alot of lag now in games and it doesnt help i have dial up!

It doesn't have anything to do with the thread, and it's not true.

Sorcs, Barbs, and Zons don't suck. The old builds do suck, but the classes do not. It didn't create a lot more lag, the lag in Minions are gone even.


Back on topic...
24. you can list all ur friends by /f l

That's quite sad...

Also, you move all the rocks and stones in the backyard trying to find a stormshield.

Haha, great list. I think there was a similar list for sc as well.

You pick up every rock and stone to look for letters "Zod".

New patch sucks.. I wont be playing as much. Patch ruined the game!! Sorcs, Barbs, and Zons suck now.. its not cool..lol. New patch has caused alot of lag now in games and it doesnt help i have dial up!

HAHA, Im glad boring zon/barb/sorce lamers like you are leaving.

HAHAHAHAHA

THEY ALL SUCK!!!

i say number 25 the best. when you lose an item you get off the computer and beat the shit out of the nearest thing

those dont suck some of them are funny as hell, you just dont got a sense of humor

1. You run from your little sisters dolls so they dont surround you and hack you to bits
2. You ask your parents why they created you as a Hardcore character and not a Softcore
3. You tie a helium balloon to your head and hope it acts like a mana shield
4. You try to collect the ears of your neighbors
5. You call up your friend at the club and you're like, "Send a TP bro, its party time!"
6. in the winter, you check the stores for clothes/items that say "cannot be frozen"
7. When your parents are sleeping you try to explode their corpses
8. You drive past a farm and shoot all the cows with a bow
9. You flip over roadkill and expect a sword and a pile of gold to fly up from underneath it
10. you arm yourself with snowballs and call them frozen orbs
11. you asked your high school principal for a free rush to reach universitie
12. Your mom asks you to mow the yard and you reply "Not enough mana"
13. You go camping in the woods, and upon running into a bear, laugh and approach it fearlessly because "it's only a Druid"
14. you tell people that Rabies is fairly cool but should really do a lot more damage
15. You throw your arm up in the air, trying to cast Slow Missles while playing baseball
16. you email tech support to ask why the thunder storm outside isn't targetting your enemies

some i found long ago on a forum somewhere, saved the best, dont know if you have seen this, or posted this allready.. i just wanted to share

The first and second list are pretty funny, lol #12 not enough mana.

We had one of these a couple years back and I got first place out of 100 some entries. You can search for it if you want.

We tied!

Un#1 Gave us iths on europe

Well, glad to see that MOST people liked it.

26. u know u play 2 much d2 when u talk like u r on aol