15 Truly Bizarre Patents

let me introduce the poop catcher. The device comprises a tube with two apertures, the first of which, insertable in the anus, has a rounded end. It is made of soft to hard plastics. The second end is connected to an all-purpose suction unit. The tube is screwed into the middle of a plastics funnel.

Amazing. Simply amazing.

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Amazing. Simply amazing. http://listverse.com/bizarre/15-truly-bizarre-patents/

That might be a good idea for elderly.

Which one? The Poop Catcher or the Buttock Spreader?

the Catcher. Haha, those are very bizarre, tho.

Some of those are actually pretty cool, like the banana protector and the entertainment urinal.

I want to wear a Groin Enhancer.

I want to wear a Groin Enhancer.

That is soo fucking awesome. I mean, just look at it:



Wow.

OMG, nevermind. This invention totally owns the others.



What I don't get is what does a sock have to do with lap dancing?

OMG, nevermind. This invention totally owns the others. What I don't get is what does a sock have to do with lap dancing?

I think you're looking at the Santa Claus Detector.

This is the Lap Dance Liner