Most Embarrasing Moment?

I got caught touching myself.....in third grade.

...erg...well, shit.

I dated a girl for little over a year when I was 14. We were each other's first sexual experience, and the two of us went a little nuts with it. She, at one point, suggested a threesome with one of her friends. The catch was, she was terrified to ask, and wanted me to do it for her. So, I spoke with the friend about it, and after stumbling around the subject for about an hour, I just blurted it out and asked her. She refused, and then proceeded to tell everyone she knew about it. My girlfriend then denied ever having any part in it, and I was left looking like a perverted jackass. I honestly didn't think it could get any worse until other kids from my church's youth group started asking me about it. Beat that.

So, she really didnt want to do a threesome just a dick headed friend of hers said she did? I HATE shit like that!!

No, no, no. My girlfriend was the one that brought the subject up. She was too scared to ask her friend about it, so she made me do it for her. I asked the friend, she said no, told all her friends that I asked and then my girlfriend denied ever suggesting it. She made me look like it was all my idea and that I was a psycho pervert. Then, other kids in my youth group found out, and I started getting shit at church.

i got caught cutting a kid's back out with a rock

embarassing because that was rude

and because i was caught attempting to kill

(i only managed to just make him bleed all over the place)