Favorite Movie Quotes

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NO MORE MONTY PYTHON!!!!

Derek-"you look like a little gay urkel!"

kid-"i aint no gay urkel"

Derek-"whateva little GAY URKEL"

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That sig is very 1337. The second best sig is yours grav. OMG DEUS EX!!!!!!!!!

anything from "Clerks"

haven't seen it, go rent it or have someone 18 rent it for you, as it is R rated.

also anything else by Kevin Smith

Yeah. Clerks. HA! That movie was great. And yes, lets get off of the Monty Python. Lets see here.....oh yeah.

"Why porn n chicken?'

Because chicken is good, and porn is video of people having sex with each other."-Porn N' Chicken

very funny movie.

Originally posted by Adrenachrome Derek-"you look like a little gay urkel!" kid-"i aint no gay urkel" Derek-"whateva little GAY URKEL"

That movie fucking rules!!

"You motherfuckers!! Starting the 'Kill Whitey' meeting without me?!"

"I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am"

Clerks rules!

Dante Hicks: I thought I told you not to be dealing in front of the store.
Jay: I ain't dealin', man, what you talkin' about?
Customer: Hey, man, you got anything?
Jay: Yeah, man, what you want?
-Clerks

Customer: What do you mean there's no ice! I have to drink this coffee hot?
-Clerks

Randal Graves: People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."
-Clerks

[Randal is on the phone when a woman and little girl come to the counter.]
Woman with daughter: Excuse me, do you sell videos?
Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for?
Woman with daughter: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
Randal Graves: Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again?
Woman with daughter: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
Daughter: Happy Scrappy...
Woman with Daughter: She loves it.
Randal Graves: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh...yeah...Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?
-Clerks

bwhahahhahahhhahahaha

Happy Scrappy Hero Pup!!

bwhahahahahhahaaa

Olaf - My love for you is like a truck berserker
Would you like some making fuck berserker

Girl - did he just say making fuck?

That was one of the funniest thing in the entire movie. Oh Happy Scrappy Hero Pup. Why?

Originally posted by Raziel That movie fucking rules!! "You motherfuckers!! Starting the 'Kill Whitey' meeting without me?!"

ahahah OMG someone else in the world has seen it!


"jada or the girls from tlc?"

"mother fucker are you the devil!?"

"Derek, come here. Give me a hug. I just want to bond."

"your sick man ssssseriously ssssick man!"

"sssstop talkin like me"

God, that whole scene in the pawn shop basement was one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever watched.

lol agreed

What movie is this?!

The Breaks

its a corny movie about
a White boy raised by a black family in the ghetto

its hella funny

being an older person Lady i dont think yyou would think its too funny
but who knows

It's hysterical. The main reason I kept watching it when I caught it on Starz a few months back is because the main character was the dude from Nick Freno: Licensed Teacher!