So.. I call my lawyer

I need a favor from him. All I need for him to do is call my town's probation department and tell them to reschedule my court date. That telephone conversation will probably take 2 minutes, max. He tells me, "Well I'll have to charge you for an hour's work which is $200 or you can call them yourself."

ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING ME? You want ME to pay YOU $200 for a fucking phone call? I'll do it myself, no-good-lawyer. Thanks for having my back! You really do seem to care about my case and not the money! Thank you, lawyer, for proving the stereotype wrong!

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That does seem a bit daft.

Does he charge $200 per hour, or per action, or something?

For that much, you'd better be getting a blow job out of it.

My last lawyer cost me $1500, and he didn't get me shit. I got full punishment and all possible fines. BS.....................

I ain't saying she a gold digger, but she ain't messin' with no broke bloke.

Yeah $200 per hour but how the fuck you gonna round up 2 minutes into 60 minutes? Ridiculous, I tell ya!

Most all legal workers are money hungry. And that's it. They have no compassion, whatsoever. But think about it, would you? If you were a High end lawyer, would you be? I might, I might not...but that's not the field I'm getting into so it doesn't matter.

No I wouldn't be a money-hungry dickhead like that! All I'm asking you to do is a simple fucking favor. It'll take 2 minutes out of your life. I already paid you $800 and you can't make a phone call for me?

I work at a law firm so I'm used to their douchebaggery, but it's still a pain in the ass.

Well that lawfirm is paying for you to sit on zel. and myspace :P. I'm just saying that if people see an opportunity to make money, most of them take as much advantage of it as they can, plain and simple. Some people are nice...but they usually end up getting fucked over anyways (at least in my case). The nicer you are to people, the more fucked you are. So, be nice and get fucked or get whatever you can from whoever and fuck them.

That'll be enough out of you!

Reality check.

Looks like your lawyer hates j00.

I'm sure if i was a lawyer, I would be a money stealing asshole. But I would do simple shit like that for free.

Well that lawfirm is paying for you to sit on zel. and myspace :P. I'm just saying that if people see an opportunity to make money, most of them take as much advantage of it as they can, plain and simple. Some people are nice...but they usually end up getting fucked over anyways (at least in my case). The nicer you are to people, the more fucked you are. So, be nice and get fucked or get whatever you can from whoever and fuck them.

That is a terrible mentality. Just terrible. You digust me.


Thanatos, I'd probably just get a different lawyer. But I'm guessing the state appointed him?

Nah, I fuckin appointed him... I didn't know he was gonna be a dickhead. It's too late to get another lawyer, I'm almost done with this whole mess anyway.

then finish it, get rich, get another lawyer, pay him more with your new rich cash, then throw it in the face of the ass lawyer.

Well good luck. And if he decides to be a dickhead again, be like,"GG NO RE, nOOb!"

what the hell did you just say?

That is a terrible mentality. Just terrible. You digust me. Thanatos, I'd probably just get a different lawyer. But I'm guessing the state appointed him?

What mentality, that a lot of people will take advantage of someone who is nice and not a rampant douchebag?

That's a fact of life, mate.

"So, be nice and get fucked or get whatever you can from whoever and fuck them."