Doofus

you went to Iraq and got kidnapped & held hostage by militants, then after 3 months you managed to escape and flee back to America.

SO yeah where did you ACTUALLY go?

I would also like to know where you went and if you plan on hanging around zelaron more often now that you are back.

The same place I was.

Not at Zelaron.

But the difference is, no one cares about you.

you went to Iraq and got kidnapped & held hostage by militants, then after 3 months you managed to escape and flee back to America.

Well this is the closest answer. Yes to Iraq, no to the kidnapping etc...I was working for a security firm doing some assesments on government facilities for a variety of products. Mainly vehicle barriers. It was a very interesting place to be. You havent lived till you've been awakened in the dead of night by a nearby mortar shell

Anyway I am back. I am in a nice new office job and yes, I will be hanging around Zel a little more as soon as I settle into this new gig. And oh yeah, I am still getting married on Oct. 8th.

And your all invited!!!!!!!!!!

GL with your wife.

Sounds like you had somewhat of an adventure.

If the ceremony is in the northeast, then I plan on showing up completely shitfaced, dressed like a clown, drooling all over myself.

Grats Doofus, wheres teh wedding?

Its pretty soon. You two must have really hit it off.

Where is it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome back to a bomb free job!

Where is it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome back to a bomb free job!

Its in Cincinnati and we have not found a place just yet. Stand by for more details as they come.