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Posted 2003-10-10, 04:29 PM
post whatever u think the funniest line from a movie is and who said it

mine is

Chris rock: I grew up in a neighborhood that was so poor u could get shot while gettin shot (or somethin like that)
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Posted 2003-10-10, 06:14 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post "funniest lines from the movies"
JULES: What country you from!
BRETT: What?
JULES: "What" ain't no country I know! Do they speak English in "What?"
BRETT: What?
JULES: English-motherfucker-can-you-speak-it?
BRETT: Yes.
JULES: Then you understand what I'm sayin'?
BRETT: Yes.
(followed by)
http://64.58.47.63/Movies/Pulp_Fiction/bitch.wav

http://64.58.47.63/Movies/Pulp_Fiction/marvin.wav

And most importantly:
Jules: Just hang in there, baby, you're doing' great, Ringo's proud of you and so am I. It's almost over, (to Pumpkin) Now I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet.

Pumpkin: Which one is it?

Jules: It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker on it.
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What is it they say about silence being golden?
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Posted 2003-10-10, 06:18 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post "funniest lines from the movies"
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
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Posted 2003-10-10, 06:57 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post "funniest lines from the movies"
Shouldnt this go in media?
I use to be a shoe shinner now I sip Aunt Jamima, I go to sleep in Europe and wake back up in China. CLUB 977 The 80's Channel!!!!! -winamp radio is heaven on earth
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Posted 2003-10-10, 07:03 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post "funniest lines from the movies"
Guy: Home is where you make it?
Joe Dirt: What's that? You like to see homos naked?
Guy: No, no no! Home! Is where you make it!
Joe Dirt: Ok, that's cool man, you like to see homos naked.
Guy: ...
Joe: The guy likes to see homos naked... That doesn't help me.
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Posted 2003-10-11, 12:42 AM in reply to Demosthenes's post "funniest lines from the movies"
"doctor evil you may not want to dextroy the world but i doooooooooooo"

its retarded but funny nontheless

oh and here's another one

greg "you can milk pretty much anything with nipples"

father "I've got nipples greg can you milk me"

or somethin like that
don't stop war otherwise the end will never come
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Posted 2003-10-11, 01:11 AM in reply to Demosthenes's post "funniest lines from the movies"
nice lines
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Posted 2003-10-11, 04:51 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post "funniest lines from the movies"
Dante - "hey you see any balls down there?"

Jay - "Bout the biggest pair you've ever seen,.. Dingleberry"

"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic."- Benjamin Franklin
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Posted 2003-10-12, 02:41 AM in reply to Demosthenes's post "funniest lines from the movies"
Avoid the meadow !

Kung Pow : Enter The Fist.
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Posted 2003-10-12, 06:19 AM in reply to Demosthenes's post "funniest lines from the movies"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Bridgekeeper: STOP!

He who would cross the Bridge of Death

Must answer me

These questions three

Ere the other side he see.



Sir Galahad: (swallowing) Ask me your questions, Bridgekeeper...I am not

afraid...



Bridgekeeper: What...is your name?



Galahad: (nervous) Sir Galahad...



Bridgekeeper: What...is your quest?



Galahad: (really nervous) To seek the Grail...



Bridgekeeper: What...is your favorite color?



Galahad: (relieved) Blue! (starts across; oops) NO!

YELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!
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Posted 2003-10-12, 09:58 AM in reply to Demosthenes's post "funniest lines from the movies"
"You got knocked the fuck out"
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