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Posted 2004-07-21, 04:08 AM
http://www.educationalsimulations.com/

Download it, just fill anything in for the info and run it. Its a pretty neat / interesting program/game, so, anyone have any results from their game they'd like to share? (results from clicking new game and not design a game for now )

I think my first game I was a girl from India, and she was graduated but could not really find a job, had a husband but he died and she later died of a heart attack with no children. Pretty sad life, but realistic. The generator is surprisingly realistic and after you play a few random/new games you can see how lucky you really are to live where you do.

(I found out about this from SA in case anyone here questions that)
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Posted 2004-07-21, 04:42 AM in reply to Penguin's post "Life simulator"
hmm just did a new game, completely random and I am going to tell about in a sorta narrative and use the games journal. I am not including all events just the ones that are worth noting (Some dates skip due to nothing notable happening that year). I went through this game completely and accepted the outcomes without going back to change the unfavorable ones. I think this is pretty interesting.

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Year 0

I was born a boy in a village in Nigeria's Osun State, not far from the city of Oshogbo.

My parents have named me Ayuba. My surname is Abacha. My mother, Falelat, is 20 and my father, Shehu, is 23. I have a brother, Sani, who is 1.

My parents are both farmers and we live in a makeshift home and we are barely getting by. My father makes almost twice as much as my mother at the same job. We dont have safe water, public sanitation or medical care. We speak Yoruba and we are Muslim.


1 year old

My brother Sani has contracted tetanus.


2 years old

I have had malaria.

I have schistosomiasis.

My sister Bola is born.

My brother Sani has died at age 4 from tetanus.


3 years old

I've had measles.

I have been cured of schistosomiasis.


6 years old

My parents have not sent me to school.


7 years old

Growth stunted from inadequate protein.

My sister Bola began school.


14 years old

Parents told me I needed to look for a job.

I began work as a soldier for the army.


15 years old

I had an epileptic seizure.

My sister Bola has schistosomiasis.


16 years old

I am suffering from severe malnutrition.

I have contracted primary syphilis.

I have chosen to stay in the military as a soldier because I have nothing else to do and its the only way to help support my family.


17 years old

I have been cured of syphilis.


18 years old

Met a new girl I like very much, named Chima Buhari. She is a farmer

We've begun seeing each other.


19 years old

I left the military. Chima has convinced me to become a farmer like her.

Began work as a subsistence farmer.

I have taken an interest in music and sports lately. Chima has given me a new hope on life.


20 years old

I proposed to Chima today. She was shocked and took it badly. She said we should not see eachother anymore. I am crushed.


21 years old

I moved away from home. I just couldent take being around anyone.


28 years old

I met a really nice woman today while working named Effiwat Kano. We've begun seeing each other.

My girlfriend Effiwat has died from dehydration. Great..... How could this have happend?


30 years old

Decided not to give money to charity. Why should I ?


34 years old

Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.


38 years old

My father has had malaria.

My sister Bola has died at age 37 from lymphoma.


44 years old

My father died from an infection.

My sister's boyfriend Efan died from an infection.

All this death around me. I fear getting an infection myself.


46 years old

My mother has gone blind from glaucoma.


48 years old

My mother has died at age 69 from a stroke.

Inherited money from my parents. I am finally eating well. There is no use saving this money.


52 years old

I have come down with a sudden infection. I fear the worst.

I died from an infection.


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Hmm... So the guy died alone, the last one from his family as a farmer with a poor excuse for a home. His parents forced him not to goto school, probably dooming him to the life he led and of course the guy had his share of bad luck. He was pretty much a hermit for the last half of his life. The scenario above seems pretty realistic in itself and I am still surprised at running some of these scenarios.

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Posted 2004-07-21, 07:02 AM in reply to Penguin's post starting "hmm just did a new game, completely..."
0 years old
I was born a girl in a village in China's Fujian Province, not far from the city of Zhangzhou.

My parents have named me Yuan. My surname is Chu. My mother, Ho, is 25 and my father, Kao-tsu, is 31. I have no brothers or sisters.

1 year old
I've had measles.

2 years old
3 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Jiangxi province.

4 years old
My father has been hurt in an accident.

5 years old
6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
8 years old
9 years old
10 years old
11 years old
12 years old
13 years old
Peace.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Wei Bing-de.

We've begun seeing each other.

My parents don't approve of Wei Bing-de.

Ended my relationship with boyfriend Bing-de.

14 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Chow Keng-lo.

We've begun seeing each other.

My boyfriend Keng-lo has graduated from secondary school.

15 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 781 people have died and 13,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Avoided drinking alcohol.

My boyfriend Keng-lo has asthma.

16 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

17 years old
Avoided drinking alcohol.

18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.

Need to look for a job.

19 years old
Began work as a teaching resource aid.

Decided to look for a job.

20 years old
Chow Keng-lo broke off our relationship.

21 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Yao Fa-hsien.

Rejected by Yao Fa-hsien.

22 years old
23 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 639 people have died and 13,000,000 others have been affected.

The famine or food shortage has hit my area.

Famine victim.

Avoided drinking alcohol.

24 years old
25 years old
26 years old
27 years old
Refused to help a neighbor get out of trouble with the government.

28 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Cai Shan.

We've begun seeing each other.

29 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Jilin province.

30 years old
Peace.

My father has tuberculosis.

31 years old
My boyfriend Shan and I are now engaged..

My father has died at age 63 from tuberculosis.

32 years old
Cai Shan and I got married this year.

33 years old
34 years old
35 years old
36 years old
37 years old
38 years old
39 years old
40 years old
41 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 117 people have died and 33,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Cleaned up someone else's mess.

42 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 76 people have died and 27,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

43 years old
Received a 4% pay raise.

44 years old
45 years old
My country is involved in a regional conflict abroad. 17,021 Chinese soldiers have been killed.

46 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 27 people have died and 14,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Peace.

47 years old
48 years old
Heavy localized fighting in Heilongjiang province.

49 years old
50 years old
51 years old
52 years old
Peace.

53 years old
54 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 1,169 people have died and 39,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

55 years old
My country is involved in a regional conflict abroad. 31,013 Chinese soldiers have been killed.

56 years old
57 years old
Peace.

58 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 763 people have died and 15,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

59 years old
60 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 1,256 people have died and 52,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

61 years old
Died at age 61 from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

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I tried to do what I would have done in those kinda situations. Friends offering me alcohol and smokes, refused. Parents not approving of boyfriend/girlfriend, broke up. I died very suddenly too, nothing really leading up to it except maybe the famine. I have no idea what that disease is. I suppose i had a happy life in there. I dunno, i got married :P

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Posted 2004-07-21, 07:13 AM in reply to -=Rico-GP=-'s post starting "0 years old I was born a girl in a..."
I got to 101 on one guy till he died from an infection
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Posted 2004-07-21, 07:32 AM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "I got to 101 on one guy till he died..."
Oh really... Post !
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Posted 2004-07-21, 07:57 AM in reply to Penguin's post "Life simulator"
0 years old
I was born a girl in the city of Kandahar in Afghanistan's
South-east Region.

My parents have named me Abida. My surname is Abdul-
Hafeez Kardar. My mother, Nadira, is 21 and my father,
Rafiq, is 26. I have a sister, Rashida, who is 1.

From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for
extraordinary artistic ability, extraordinary musical ability and
extraordinary good looks.

1 year old
Growth stunted from inadequate protein.

Peace.

My sister Rashida has had measles.

2 years old
Brother Salim born.

3 years old
4 years old
My sister Rashida began school.

5 years old
A major earthquake has hit Afghanistan. 38 people have
died and 32No000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Sister Mirvat born.

6 years old
Not sent to school.

7 years old
My brother Salim began school.

8 years old
9 years old
10 years old
Sister Saeeda born.

My sister Mirvat began school.

My sister Saeeda has died at age 1 from pneumonia.

11 years old
Decided to steal.

12 years old
Killed trying to save a friend.
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Posted 2004-07-21, 08:10 AM in reply to Penguin's post "Life simulator"
Downloading... will check out tomorrow.
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Posted 2004-07-21, 08:17 AM in reply to -=Rico-GP=-'s post starting "Oh really... Post ! :D"
I keep dying of that fucking colon cancer :S
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Posted 2004-07-21, 08:21 AM in reply to Chruser's post starting "0 years old I was born a girl in the..."
Hahaha.

0 years old
I was born a girl in the town of Göteborg in Sweden's Göteborg och Bohus County.

My parents have named me Ebba. My surname is Dahlin. My mother, Erika, is 23 and my father, Kjell, is 26. I have a sister, Emma, who is 1.

From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for extraordinary artistic ability, extraordinary musical ability and extraordinary good looks.

1 year old
2 years old
3 years old
4 years old
My sister Emma began school.

5 years old
My mother has been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
8 years old
9 years old
10 years old
I am suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder.

11 years old
12 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

13 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Karsten Graber.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Karsten Graber.

14 years old
I have been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Harald Rasmussen.

We've begun seeing each other.

15 years old
Ended relationship with Harald Rasmussen.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Daniel Larsen.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Daniel Larsen.

My sister's boyfriend Karl has graduated from secondary school.

My sister's boyfriend Karl has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

16 years old
My mother has arthritis of the knee.

My sister Emma has graduated from secondary school.

My sister Emma has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

17 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

18 years old
I am suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Graduated from secondary school.

Began college.

19 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Avoided drinking alcohol.

20 years old
21 years old
22 years old
Graduated from college with a degree in Art.

Failed the graduate school entrance examination.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

My sister Emma has colon cancer.

23 years old
Began work as a domestic helper.

Decided to look for a job.

24 years old
Helped out an indigent person.

My sister Emma has died at age 26 from colon cancer.

25 years old
26 years old
27 years old
Avoided cleaning up someone else's mess.

28 years old
29 years old
30 years old
I have been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

31 years old
32 years old
33 years old
I have arthritis of the knee.

34 years old
My father has prostate cancer.

35 years old
My father has died at age 62 from prostate cancer.

36 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Karl Mikkelsen.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Karl Mikkelsen.

37 years old
38 years old
39 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Eggert Graber.

We've begun seeing each other.

40 years old
I have diabetes.

41 years old
42 years old
Eggert Graber broke off our relationship.

43 years old
44 years old
45 years old
46 years old
47 years old
48 years old
49 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Tomas Carlsson.

We've begun seeing each other.

My boyfriend Tomas has died at age 56 from suicide.

50 years old
51 years old
52 years old
53 years old
54 years old
My mother has ischemic heart disease.

55 years old
I have breast cancer.

My mother has died at age 79 from a heart attack.

56 years old
57 years old
58 years old
Died at age 58 from breast cancer.
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Posted 2004-07-21, 08:41 AM in reply to Chruser's post starting "Hahaha. 0 years old I was born a..."
I kept on getting tourtured from the damn chinese govnt.
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Posted 2004-07-21, 08:45 AM in reply to Chruser's post starting "Hahaha. 0 years old I was born a..."
0 years old
I was born a girl in the city of Abilene in the state of Texas in the United States.

My parents have named me Michelle. My surname is Perkins. My mother, Janet, is 29 and my father, Matthew, is 34. I have a brother, Fred, who is 6.

From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for extraordinary artistic ability and extraordinary good looks.

1 year old
2 years old
3 years old
4 years old
5 years old
6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
8 years old
My mother has ovarian cancer.

9 years old
My mother has died at age 39 from ovarian cancer.

10 years old
My brother Fred has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

My brother's girlfriend Deborah has graduated from secondary school.

My brother's girlfriend Deborah has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

11 years old
Held back a year in school.

My brother Fred has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Fred began college.

Deborah Harper and my brother Fred are now engaged to be married.

Deborah Harper and my brother Fred have married.

My brother Fred's wife Deborah began college.

My brother Fred's wife Deborah has been placed on academic probation.

12 years old
My brother Fred has been placed on academic probation.

My brother Fred's wife Deborah has been expelled from college.

13 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Ronald Wenger.

We've begun seeing each other.

My father has diabetes.

14 years old
Avoided an indigent person.

Ronald Wenger broke off our relationship.

15 years old
I was robbed.

16 years old
Took up smoking.

My brother Fred has graduated from college with a degree in Biology.

My brother Fred has failed the graduate school entrance examination.

17 years old
18 years old
I was raped.

Held back a year in school.

Daughter Julia born.

19 years old
Dropped out of school.

20 years old
Decided to look for a job.

21 years old
My daughter Julia has had measles.

22 years old
23 years old
My daughter Julia began school.

24 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

Met a new man I like very much, named Martin Martin.

We've begun seeing each other.

25 years old
26 years old
I was raped.

27 years old
I've become an alcoholic.

My father has died at age 62 from diabetes.

28 years old
Need to look for a job.

29 years old
Need to look for a job.

My brother Fred has moved out on his own.

30 years old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.

Decided not to give money to charity.

My boyfriend Martin and I are now engaged..

31 years old
Martin Martin and I got married this year.

32 years old
Dawn born to Deborah Harper

33 years old
My husband Martin died from an infection.

34 years old
My brother Fred has been injured in a mishap and suffered some nerve damage..

My brother Fred has been hurt in an accident.

My daughter's boyfriend Benjamin has graduated from secondary school.

My daughter's boyfriend Benjamin began college.

35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

My daughter Julia has graduated from secondary school.

My daughter Julia began college.

36 years old
37 years old
My brother Fred's wife Deborah has died at age 45 from suicide.

38 years old
Applied for and received public assistance.

My daughter's boyfriend Benjamin has graduated from college with a degree in Art.

My daughter's boyfriend Benjamin has failed the graduate school entrance examination.

39 years old
Responded with verbal abuse in an argument.

Assaulted someone during an argument.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Retired.

My daughter Julia has graduated from college with a degree in Literature.

My daughter Julia has failed the graduate school entrance examination.

40 years old
I have been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

Decided not to give money to charity.

My daughter Julia has moved out on her own.

41 years old
42 years old
43 years old
I was raped.

Refused to risk money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

44 years old
Benjamin Holmes and my daughter Julia have married.

45 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

46 years old
I died from an infection.
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0 years old
I was born a girl in the city of Mangalore in the state of Karnataka in India.

My parents have named me Anuradha. My surname is Ghosal. My mother, Bijal, is 21 and my father, Lakshmana, is 26. I have no brothers or sisters.

1 year old
Growth stunted from inadequate protein.

Peace.

2 years old
3 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 687 people have died and 2,300,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

The flood has hit my area.

Flood victim.

Brother Abhidyu born.

4 years old
Brother Mohan born.

5 years old
6 years old
You have pertussis (whooping cough).

A major flood has hit India. 488 people have died and 38,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Not sent to school.

7 years old
8 years old
A major tropical storm has hit India. 313 people have died and 2,200,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

9 years old
Tried to get a job but I was too young.

My brother Mohan began school.

10 years old
11 years old
A major tropical storm has hit India. 346 people have died and 2,700,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

12 years old
A major flood has hit India. 35 people have died and 25,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit India. 29 people have died and 1,600,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Cleaned up someone else's mess.

Began work as a musician.

13 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Yashaskar Surti.

We've begun seeing each other.

14 years old
A major flood has hit India. 38 people have died and 32,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My brother Mohan has skipped a year in school.

15 years old
You have cervicitis due to a gonorrhea infection.

Sporadic localized fighting in Gujarat state.

Ended relationship with Yashaskar Surti.

16 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Vatsyayana Rai.

We've begun seeing each other.

My parents don't approve of Vatsyayana Rai.

Ended my relationship with boyfriend Vatsyayana.

My father has appendicitis.

17 years old
Peace.

Received a 1% pay raise.

My father has been cured of appendicitis.

My brother's girlfriend Anila has skipped a year in school.

18 years old
I was raped.

Avoided drinking alcohol.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Ganpat Nasir.

We've begun seeing each other.

My parents don't approve of Ganpat Nasir.

Ended my relationship with boyfriend Ganpat.

19 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Anil Nasir.

We've begun seeing each other.

My brother's girlfriend Chandra has graduated from secondary school.

My brother's girlfriend Chandra has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

20 years old
I have been cured of urethritis.

Helped out a beggar.

Moved away from home.

My father has been cured of depression.

My brother Mohan has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Mohan has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

My brother's girlfriend Aja has graduated from secondary school.

My brother's girlfriend Aja has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

21 years old
A major flood has hit India. 1,056 people have died and 26,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Civil war in Maharashtra state.

Avoided drinking alcohol.

Lost my boyfriend Anil by being too forward.

Chandra Nehru and my brother Abhidyu are now engaged to be married.

Chandra Nehru and my brother Abhidyu have married.

22 years old
Peace.

Met a new man I like very much, named Mahadev Imani.

Rejected by Mahadev Imani.

My brother Abhidyu has moved out on his own.

My brother Mohan has moved out on his own.

23 years old
Aja Dawar and my brother Mohan are now engaged to be married.

24 years old
25 years old
Began work as an artist.

Decided not to give money to charity.

A major flood has hit India. 49 people have died and 47,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

26 years old
Denied a raise.

Met a new man I like very much, named Rajesh Jasmit.

We've begun seeing each other.

27 years old
Rajesh Jasmit broke off our relationship.

Met a new man I like very much, named Hiral Nuregesan.

Rejected by Hiral Nuregesan.

28 years old
Aja Dawar and my brother Mohan are now engaged to be married.

29 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Hari Davuluri.

We've begun seeing each other.

30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

My boyfriend Hari and I are now engaged..

The engagement is over and my boyfriend Hari and I've gone our separate ways.

Met a new man I like very much, named Kalya Kabir.

We've begun seeing each other.

Aja Dawar and my brother Mohan have married.

31 years old
My boyfriend Kalya and I are now engaged..

Kalya Kabir and I got married this year.

32 years old
Daughter Anuradha born.

33 years old
Denied a raise.

My father has been injured in a mishap and suffered some nerve damage..

My father has been hurt in an accident.

34 years old
Invested 2 rupees in high-risk stock.

My father has reduced vision from cataracts.

35 years old
36 years old
Invested 5 rupees in bond fund.

Cashed in 1 rupees from high-risk stock.

37 years old
My husband slapped me.

Invested 1 rupees in land.

My father has diabetes.

Mohandas born to Chandra Nehru

My Mohandas has been born with Down syndrome.

Lakshmana born to Aja Dawar

My Lakshmana has died at age 0 from congenital syphilis.

My daughter Anuradha began school.

38 years old
Cashed in 5 rupees from bond fund.

Cashed in 1 rupees from land.

Invested 48610 rupees in land.

My father has died at age 65 from diabetes.

My brother Mohan's wife Aja has been cured of syphilis.

39 years old
I have contracted leprosy.

Heavy localized fighting in West Bengal state.

Anila born to Chandra Nehru

My brother Mohan has hookworm.

40 years old
Peace.

Volunteered in a local humanitarian effort.

My mother has died at age 62 from stomach cancer.

Inherited money from my parents.

My brother Mohan has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

41 years old
My leprosy has become permanently disabling.

Invested 100000 rupees in high-risk stock.

Nandan born to Chandra Nehru

My husband Kalya has a peptic ulcer.

42 years old
My husband Kalya has reduced vision from cataracts.

My husband Kalya has been cured of peptic ulcer.

43 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Maharashtra state.

My husband Kalya has been cured of cataracts.

44 years old
Peace.

Denied a raise.

45 years old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.

A major tropical storm has hit India. 187 people have died and 1,400,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

My husband hit me with a brick.

46 years old
47 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

A major tropical storm has hit India. 33 people have died and 1,400,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

48 years old
Civil war in Meghalaya state.

My 's boyfriend Ashok has graduated from secondary school.

My 's boyfriend Ashok has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

49 years old
My brother Abhidyu's wife Chandra has ischemic heart disease.

My daughter Anuradha has graduated from secondary school.

My daughter Anuradha has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

Ashok Chittoor and my daughter Anuradha have married.

My daughter Anuradha's husband Ashok has hookworm.

50 years old
My brother Abhidyu's wife Chandra has died at age 49 from a heart attack.

My daughter Anuradha has moved out on her own.

My daughter Anuradha's husband Ashok has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

51 years old
Died at age 51 from leprosy.
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0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Shaoxing in China's Zhejiang Province.

My parents have named me Wei-qian. My surname is Bai. My mother, Jun, is 21 and my father, Hsu, is 23. I have a sister, Wei-min, who is 1.

From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for exceptional physical strength.

1 year old
Sister Qiu-rui born.

2 years old
Growth stunted from inadequate protein.

You have pertussis (whooping cough).

3 years old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.

Brother Kang born.

4 years old
My sister Wei-min began school.

5 years old
6 years old
Decided to steal.

Began school.

My sister Qiu-rui began school.

7 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 4,570 people have died and 18,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Sister Xue-di born.

8 years old
Civil war in Kansu province.

My brother Kang began school.

9 years old
10 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 128 people have died and 25,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

11 years old
Peace.

12 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Jiangsu province.

Avoided cleaning up someone else's mess.

My sister Xue-di began school.

13 years old
Lied to avoid offending a friend.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Wang Wen.

We've begun seeing each other.

14 years old
My sister Qiu-rui has roundworms.

15 years old
Peace.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

My sister Qiu-rui has been cured of ascariasis.

My girlfriend Wen has skipped a year in school.

16 years old
My sister Wei-min has graduated from secondary school.

My sister Wei-min has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

My sister's boyfriend Kang has graduated from secondary school.

My sister's boyfriend Kang has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

My girlfriend Wen has graduated from secondary school.

My girlfriend Wen has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

17 years old
Wang Wen broke off our relationship.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Kung Wei.

Rejected by Kung Wei.

My sister Wei-min has moved out on her own.

18 years old
My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 11,878 Chinese soldiers have been killed.

Decided to steal.

Stole goods worth 28,741 yuan.

Graduated from secondary school.

Failed the college entrance examinations.

Failed to qualify for vocational school.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a military sergeant.

Received a 4% pay raise.

Moved away from home.

Inducted into the military.

My sister Qiu-rui has graduated from secondary school.

My sister Qiu-rui has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

19 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Geng Chwun-yu.

Rejected by Geng Chwun-yu.

My sister's boyfriend Fa-hsien has suffered an epileptic seizure.

20 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Peace.

Responded with verbal abuse in an argument.

Assaulted someone during an argument.

My brother Kang has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Kang has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

21 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 3,808 people have died and 14,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Sporadic localized fighting in Kansu province.

Avoided using drugs.

Received a 5% pay raise.

My brother Kang has moved out on his own.

My sister's boyfriend Li-ben has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

22 years old
Avoided using drugs.

You have failed the college entrance examinations.

Invested 41 yuan in a bank account.

My sister's boyfriend Kang has been injured in a mishap and suffered some nerve damage..

My sister's boyfriend Kang has been hurt in an accident.

23 years old
Avoided using drugs.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Pai Li-ping.

We've begun seeing each other.

Left the military.

Began work as a customs official.

My sister's boyfriend Li-ben has graduated from secondary school.

My sister's boyfriend Li-ben has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

24 years old
Peace.

Denied a raise.

My sister Qiu-rui has moved out on her own.

Wong Kang and my sister Qiu-rui have married.

My sister Xue-di has graduated from secondary school.

My sister Xue-di has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

25 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

A famine or food shortage has hit China. 1,649 people have died and 20,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Sporadic localized fighting in Fujian province.

Decided to use my job illegally to make money.

Caught illegally getting extra money from work.

Sentenced to two years of probation.

My girlfriend Li-ping is not ready for marriage.

My sister Xue-di has moved out on her own.

26 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 171 people have died and 4,600,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Kept a wallet I found without trying to find the owner.

Li-ping and I are now engaged..

Pai Li-ping and I got married this year.

Bao Li-ben and my sister Xue-di have married.

27 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 33 people have died and 2,500,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Invested 9000 yuan in land.

My brother's girlfriend Wan has arthritis of the knee.

My sister Xue-di has appendicitis.

28 years old
My sister Xue-di has been cured of appendicitis.

Xu born to Xue-di Bao

29 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 296 people have died and 17,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit China. 110 people have died and 3,800,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Received a 6% pay raise.

Yee Wan and my brother Kang are now engaged to be married.

Qing born to Xue-di Bao

30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Dung Kai-shek and my sister Wei-min have married.

Yee Wan and my brother Kang have married.

My sister Xue-di's husband Li-ben has given up drugs.

31 years old
Denied a raise.

32 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 64 people have died and 1,800,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

33 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 2,490 people have died and 13,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Received a 4% pay raise.

Invested 5000 yuan in a bank account.

Zi born to Qiu-rui Wong

34 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 20 people have died and 1,400,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Wife pregnant.

Xian born to Wei-min Dung

My sister Wei-min's husband Kai-shek has been assaulted and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in permanent limp.

Li born to Xue-di Bao

Son Jin born.

35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

36 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 11 people have died and 3,800,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Denied a raise.

Wei-qian born to Xue-di Bao

37 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 141 people have died and 5,200,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

38 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 156 people have died and 5,400,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Saved myself some money with a "white lie".

39 years old
Hu-lan born to Yee Wan

My wife Li-ping has been cured of depression.

40 years old
Began work as a safety inspector.

Decided not to give money to charity.

A famine or food shortage has hit China. 187 people have died and 37,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My son Jin began school.

41 years old
Peace.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Invested 4000 yuan in high-risk stock.

42 years old
Denied a raise.

43 years old
Lost my investment in land.

My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 16,929 Chinese soldiers have been killed.

Decided to steal.

Stole goods worth 112 yuan.

Kit-ling born to Xue-di Bao

44 years old
Peace.

Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

My sister Wei-min has died at age 46 from a stroke.

45 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

A famine or food shortage has hit China. 1,486 people have died and 18,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit China. 60 people have died and 4,200,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Zuo born to Xue-di Bao

46 years old
Denied a raise.

47 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 116 people have died and 1,700,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Received a 4% pay raise.

48 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 62 people have died and 3,400,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Cashed in 0 yuan from land.

Cashed in 5384 yuan from high-risk stock.

Cashed in 41 yuan from a bank account.

Invested 10000 yuan in mutual fund.

49 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 78 people have died and 2,700,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

50 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

51 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 230 people have died and 5,300,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Received a 4% pay raise.

My sister Xue-di has given up drinking.

My sister Xue-di's husband Li-ben has chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

My son's girlfriend Mei-li has graduated from secondary school.

My son's girlfriend Mei-li has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

52 years old
My mother has colon cancer.

My father has died at age 76 from a stroke.

My sister Xue-di's husband Li-ben has died at age 47 from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

My son Jin has graduated from secondary school.

My son Jin has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

53 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

My sister Wei-min's husband Kai-shek has died at age 58 from a stroke.

My son's girlfriend Ya-ping has graduated from secondary school.

My son's girlfriend Ya-ping has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

54 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 218 people have died and 7,700,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My mother has died at age 76 from colon cancer.

Inherited money from my parents.

55 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

56 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 96 people have died and 3,900,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My son Jin has moved out on his own.

57 years old
Cashed in 6349 yuan from a bank account.

A famine or food shortage has hit China. 143 people have died and 21,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

58 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

59 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 2 people have died and 1,300,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Sporadic localized fighting in Hubei province.

My sister Qiu-rui's husband Kang has died at age 61 from an accident caused by senile dementia.

60 years old
Cashed in 24500 yuan from mutual fund.

Decided not to give money to charity.

Peace.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Denied a raise.

Chang De and my son Jin are now engaged to be married.

Chang De and my son Jin have married.

61 years old
Avoided donating to a disaster relief charity.

My sister Qiu-rui has lung cancer.

My brother Kang's wife Wan has arthritis of the hip.

62 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Denied a raise.

My brother Kang has arthritis of the knee.

63 years old
My sister Xue-di has hookworm.

My son Jin's wife De has roundworms.

64 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Denied a raise.

My sister Xue-di has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

My son Jin's wife De has been cured of ascariasis.

65 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

My sister Qiu-rui has died at age 65 from lung cancer.

66 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 2,416 people have died and 16,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Too old to continue working as a safety inspector.

Began work as a salesperson.

67 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Received a 1% pay raise.

68 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

69 years old
70 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

A famine or food shortage has hit China. 875 people have died and 17,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

71 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

72 years old
Invested 15000 yuan in land.

Xiao-Xia born to Chang De

73 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

74 years old
75 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Civil war in Shandong province.

76 years old
My brother Kang has died at age 74 from a stroke.

77 years old
Denied a raise.

78 years old
I died from an infection.
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Posted 2004-07-21, 09:42 AM in reply to Vollstrecker's post starting "1 more.... 0 years old I was born a..."
Why did you keep denying a raise? Afraid of Karma?
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Posted 2004-07-21, 10:30 AM in reply to Penguin's post "Life simulator"
0 years old
I was born a girl in a village in China's Liaoning Province, not
far from the city of Shenyang.

My parents have named me Bao. My surname is Bai. My
mother, Ru-ping, is 29 and my father, Zuo, is 35. I have a
brother, Ching, who is 1.

1 year old
2 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Guangdong province.

3 years old
4 years old
I've had measles.

Peace.

My brother Ching began school.

5 years old
My brother Ching has trichuriasis (whip worm).

6 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 2,115 people have
died and 15,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Began school.

My brother Ching has been cured of trichuriasis.

7 years old
8 years old
9 years old
10 years old
11 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 367 people have
died and 24,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

12 years old
13 years old
Lied to avoid offending a friend.

14 years old
Cleaned up someone else's mess.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Woo Feng.

Rejected by Woo Feng.

15 years old
My brother's girlfriend Ru-ping has graduated from secondary
school.

16 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Bo Kang.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Bo Kang.

My mother has arthritis of the knee.

My brother Ching has graduated from secondary school.

My brother's girlfriend Ru-ping has hookworm.

17 years old
My brother's girlfriend Ru-ping has been cured of
ancylostomiasis.

18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Da Mao.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Da Mao.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a nursing aid.

19 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Cong Tak-wai.

We've begun seeing each other.

My brother Ching has moved out on his own.

Chen Ru-ping and my brother Ching have married.

20 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Cong Tak-wai broke off our relationship.

Met a new man I like very much, named Sang Zi-yang.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Sang Zi-yang.

My mother has diabetes.

21 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Released by security police.

22 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 1,092 people have
died and 16,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

23 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 723 people have
died and 21,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

24 years old
25 years old
26 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 147 people have
died and 20,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Lost my job due to my political activities.

Need to look for a job.

27 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Sentenced to 7 years in prison.

28 years old
29 years old
30 years old
31 years old
My father has arthritis of the knee.

32 years old
33 years old
Xian born to Chen Ru-ping

34 years old
Released from prison.

My mother has died at age 64 from diabetes.

Wei-min born to Chen Ru-ping

35 years old
Began work as a special education teaching aid.

Decided to look for a job.

Met a new man I like very much, named Liang Wei.

We've begun seeing each other.

36 years old
37 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Released by security police.

Liang Wei broke off our relationship.

38 years old
Lost my job due to my political activities.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Sentenced to 5 years in prison.

39 years old
My brother Ching's wife Ru-ping has been cured of
depression.

40 years old
I have hookworm.

41 years old
Cured of ancylostomiasis.

42 years old
43 years old
Released from prison.

44 years old
45 years old
Began work as a subsistence farmer.

Decided to look for a job.

I have hookworm.

A famine or food shortage has hit China. 3,115 people have
died and 23,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

46 years old
Cured of ancylostomiasis.

My father has been cured of arthritis of the knee.

47 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Su Wei-kang.

We've begun seeing each other.

48 years old
My father has died at age 84 from cataracts.

My brother Ching has hookworm.

49 years old

My brother Ching has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

50 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.

Ended relationship with Su Wei-kang.

51 years old
Donated to a disaster relief charity.

My brother Ching has died at age 53 from a stroke.

52 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Jiang Feng.

Rejected by Jiang Feng.

53 years old
54 years old
Receiving public assistance.

55 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Sichuan province.

Invested 900 yuan in mutual fund.

56 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 465 people have died and 27,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

57 years old
58 years old
59 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Cheung Jing-bo.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Cheung Jing-bo.

60 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 17 people have died and 42,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Met a new man I like very much, named Chang Kuang-yin.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Chang Kuang-yin.

61 years old
Cashed in 591 yuan from mutual fund.

62 years old
Helped out an indigent person.

63 years old
Receiving public assistance.

Began work as a nursery school aid.

64 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 207 people have died and 33,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

65 years old
66 years old
67 years old
68 years old
69 years old
Retired.

70 years old
71 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 3,110 people have died and 26,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Peace.

72 years old
73 years old
74 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 1,116 people have died and 18,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

75 years old
76 years old
77 years old
78 years old
79 years old
80 years old
81 years old
82 years old
I have arthritis of the knee.

83 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 8 people have died and 19,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

84 years old
85 years old
I died from an infection.
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0 years old
I was born a girl in the city of Magwe (Magway) in Burma.

My parents have named me Malee. My surname is Tomson. My mother, Boon-Nam, is 28 and my father, Witsanunat, is 31. I have a brother, Pramoj, age 2 and a sister, Srisuriyothai, who is 3.

1 year old
Growth stunted from inadequate protein.

My brother Pramoj has had measles.

2 years old
3 years old
Peace.

4 years old
I've developed goiter.

5 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Pegu (Bago) state.

6 years old
Had an epileptic seizure.

Not sent to school.

My father has hookworm.

7 years old
Peace.

Brother Jao born.

My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

My brother Pramoj has had malaria.

8 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Kayah state.

9 years old
Suffering from severe malnutrition.

Peace.

10 years old
11 years old
12 years old
I became a woman this year after the ceremony of nahtwin.

Told the truth about a previous lie I had made.

My brother Jao began school.

13 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Ubol Yao-Yun.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Ubol Yao-Yun.

14 years old
Need to look for a job.

Began work as a scavenger of used goods.

15 years old
I've developed goiter.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Sentenced to 3 years in prison.

16 years old
Lek Pramoj and my brother Pramoj are now engaged to be married.

Lek Pramoj and my brother Pramoj have married.

17 years old
18 years old
Released from prison.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a scavenger of used goods.

19 years old
20 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Sentenced to a year in prison.

My brother Pramoj has moved out on his own.

21 years old
Released from prison.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a scavenger of used goods.

22 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Sentenced to 4 years in prison.

23 years old
Cha Darawan and my sister Srisuriyothai have married.

24 years old
My sister Srisuriyothai has moved out on her own.

My brother Jao has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Jao has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

Pitsamai Traivut and my brother Jao are now engaged to be married.

Pitsamai Traivut and my brother Jao have married.

25 years old
My father has ischemic heart disease.

My brother Pramoj's wife Lek has been cured of syphilis.

My brother Jao has moved out on his own.

26 years old
Released from prison.

Met a new man I like very much, named Bapit Pibul.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Bapit Pibul.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a scavenger of used goods.

27 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Released by security police.

My father has died at age 59 from a heart attack.

28 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Released by security police.

Met a new man I like very much, named Pichit Prachuab.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Pichit Prachuab.

29 years old
Helped out a beggar.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

30 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

Met a new man I like very much, named Dhipyamongkol Traivut.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Dhipyamongkol Traivut.

My brother Jao has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

31 years old
Avoided cleaning up someone else's mess.

32 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Kiet Luang.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Kiet Luang.

33 years old
Volunteered in a local humanitarian effort.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Released by security police.

Achara born to Srisuriyothai Darawan

34 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Released by security police.

35 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Chin state.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Released by security police.

Ittiporn born to Srisuriyothai Darawan

36 years old
Refused to help a neighbor get out of trouble with the government.

My sister Srisuriyothai has tuberculosis.

37 years old
My sister Srisuriyothai has been cured of tuberculosis.

38 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Ubol Khadpo.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Ubol Khadpo.

39 years old
Peace.

40 years old
41 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Sentenced to a year in prison.

42 years old
Released from prison.

My brother Pramoj's wife Lek has been caught in a fire and suffered serious burns over 40% of the body.

43 years old
Began work as a scavenger of used goods.

Decided to look for a job.

My mother has hookworm.

44 years old
My mother has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

My sister Srisuriyothai's husband Cha has been cured of depression.

45 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Sentenced to a year in prison.

46 years old
Released from prison.

Met a new man I like very much, named Sanook Noppachorn.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Sanook Noppachorn.

47 years old
Began work as a scavenger of used goods.

Decided to look for a job.

48 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Yangôn state.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Sentenced to 4 years in prison.

My mother has arthritis of the knee.

My sister Srisuriyothai has arthritis of the knee.

49 years old
50 years old
My brother Pramoj has suffered an epileptic seizure.

51 years old
My brother Jao has died at age 45 from lung cancer.

52 years old
Released from prison.

My brother Pramoj has asthma.

53 years old
Began work as a scavenger of used goods.

Decided to look for a job.

Met a new man I like very much, named Ton Suprija.

Rejected by Ton Suprija.

54 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Released by security police.

My brother Pramoj died from an infection.

55 years old
56 years old
Refused to help a neighbor get out of trouble with the government.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Sentenced to 5 years in prison.

57 years old
My mother has hookworm.

58 years old
My mother has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

59 years old
My brother Pramoj's wife Lek has hookworm.

My brother Pramoj's wife Lek has been cured of depression.

60 years old
My brother Pramoj's wife Lek has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

My brother Jao's wife Pitsamai has been cured of depression.

61 years old
I have hookworm.

Released from prison.

62 years old
Cured of ancylostomiasis.

63 years old
Began work as a scavenger of used goods.

Decided to look for a job.

A major flood has hit Burma. 12 people have died and 970,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Released by security police.

64 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Sentenced to 5 years in prison.

My mother has died at age 93 from a heart attack.

My sister Srisuriyothai's husband Cha has hepatitis.

My sister Srisuriyothai's husband Cha has died at age 69 from kidney disease.

65 years old
66 years old
67 years old
68 years old
I have diabetes.

69 years old
Released from prison.

Met a new man I like very much, named Kittichai Nakpradith.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Kittichai Nakpradith.

70 years old
Began work as a scavenger of used goods.

Began work as a manufacturing laborer.

Decided not to give money to charity.

Peace.

Decided to steal.

Stole goods worth 6,356 kyats.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Sentenced to a year in prison.

71 years old
Released from prison.

72 years old
Began work as a manufacturing laborer.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

Too old to continue working as a manufacturing laborer.

Began work as a scavenger of used goods.

73 years old
Began work as a domestic helper.

Lost my job due to my political activities.

My sister Srisuriyothai has hookworm.

74 years old
Began work as a domestic helper.

Lost my job due to my political activities.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

My sister Srisuriyothai has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

My brother Jao's wife Pitsamai has died at age 69 from a heart attack.

75 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

My sister Srisuriyothai has had malaria.

76 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Released by security police.

77 years old
Died at age 77 from a heart attack.


Yeah, I was a jail thats about it.
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Posted 2004-07-21, 05:10 PM in reply to Medieval Bob's post starting "Why did you keep denying a raise? ..."
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Why did you keep denying a raise? Afraid of Karma?
I asked for a raise, and was denied.
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0 years old
I was born a girl in a small town in the state of Indiana in the United States, not far from the city of Indianapolis.

My parents have named me Brenda. My surname is Morris. My mother, Susan, is 19 and my father, Gary, is 18. I have no brothers or sisters.

From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for exceptional physical endurance.

1 year old
2 years old
Brother Alan born.

3 years old
4 years old
5 years old
6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
My brother Alan began school.

8 years old
9 years old
10 years old
11 years old
Brother Kevin born.

12 years old
My brother Kevin has asthma.

13 years old
14 years old
15 years old
16 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Terry Gray.

Rejected by Terry Gray.

My brother Kevin began school.

17 years old
18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.

Avoided drinking alcohol.

My brother's girlfriend Amy has graduated from secondary school.

19 years old
Decided to look for a job.

My brother Alan has graduated from secondary school.

20 years old
Decided to look for a job.

My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 2,501 American soldiers have been killed.

Amy Stewart and my brother Alan are now engaged to be married.

21 years old
22 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Gerald Reuter.

Rejected by Gerald Reuter.

Amy Stewart and my brother Alan have married.

23 years old
Decided to look for a job.

Peace.

Alan has left his family.

24 years old
Decided to look for a job.

Passed the entrance examinations and began college.

25 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Brian Henderson.

We've begun seeing each other.

26 years old
My boyfriend Brian and I are now engaged..

Brian Henderson and I got married this year.

Moved out of my family's home.

27 years old
In spite of spending extra hours studying, You have been placed on academic probation.

My brother's girlfriend Betty has graduated from secondary school.

28 years old
Volunteered in a local humanitarian effort.

My brother Alan has died at age 27 in a road traffic accident.

My brother Kevin has graduated from secondary school.

29 years old
My father has a peptic ulcer.

My brother Kevin has moved out on his own.

30 years old
Graduated from college with a degree in German.

Failed the graduate school entrance examination.

Not accepted in vocational school.

You have failed the graduate school examinations.

You have failed the graduate school examinations.

Moved to New York.

Not accepted in vocational school.

Began work as a scavenger of used goods.

31 years old
Daughter Jane born.

32 years old
Phyllis Richardson and my brother Kevin are now engaged to be married.

Phyllis Richardson and my brother Kevin have married.

My daughter Jane has had measles.

33 years old
Returned a wallet to a grateful owner.

My father has been cured of peptic ulcer.

34 years old
My brother Kevin has become an alcoholic.

35 years old
36 years old
Karen born to Amy Stewart

My daughter Jane began school.

37 years old
Invested 10 dollars in low-risk stock.

38 years old
A major fire has hit the United States. 2 people have died and 30,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

39 years old
40 years old
Invested 5 dollars in land.

Cashed in 5 dollars from land.

Invested 20 dollars in land.

41 years old
I have a peptic ulcer.

A major fire has hit the United States. 20 people have died and 35,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

42 years old
I have been cured of peptic ulcer.

My mother has died at age 62 from a stroke.

My father has ischemic heart disease.

43 years old
My father has died at age 62 from a heart attack.

Inherited money from my parents.

My brother Kevin has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

44 years old
Invested 50 dollars in jewelry.

45 years old
46 years old
47 years old
My 's boyfriend Richard has graduated from secondary school.

My 's boyfriend Richard began college.

48 years old
My brother Kevin has given up drinking.

My daughter Jane has graduated from secondary school.

My daughter Jane began college.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your daughter Jane has been placed on academic probation.

49 years old
My brother Kevin has been cured of asthma.

50 years old
My daughter Jane has been placed on academic probation.

My 's boyfriend Anthony has graduated from college with a degree in Pre-Law.

My husband Brian has diabetes.

51 years old
My daughter Jane has been expelled from college.

52 years old
53 years old
Anthony Elliott and my daughter Jane have married.

My daughter Jane has moved out on her own.

My husband Brian has lymphoma.

54 years old
Invested 100 dollars in land.

Jessica born to Jane Elliott

55 years old
My husband Brian has died at age 57 lymphoma.

56 years old
Lost my investment in land.

Met a new man I like very much, named Frank Maertens.

We've begun seeing each other.

57 years old
Jessica born to Jane Elliott

58 years old
59 years old
My boyfriend Frank and I are now engaged..

60 years old
Frank Maertens and I got married this year.

My brother Kevin has diabetes.

61 years old
Kenneth born to Jane Elliott

62 years old
My brother Alan's wife Amy has appendicitis.

63 years old
My brother Alan's wife Amy has died at age 63 from appendicitis.

64 years old
My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 7,237 American soldiers have been killed.

My husband Frank has diabetes.

65 years old
Peace.

66 years old
67 years old
Allen born to Jane Elliott

68 years old
69 years old
Julie born to Jane Elliott

70 years old
My husband Frank has died at age 71 from diabetes.

71 years old
My brother Kevin has colon cancer.

William born to Jane Elliott

72 years old
My brother Kevin has died at age 62 from colon cancer.

73 years old
A major fire has hit the United States. 0 people have died and 32,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

74 years old
75 years old
My brother Kevin's wife Phyllis has died at age 67 from an accident caused by senile dementia.

My daughter Jane's husband Anthony has a peptic ulcer.

76 years old
77 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

78 years old
My daughter Jane's husband Anthony has been cured of peptic ulcer.

79 years old
Retired.

80 years old
81 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

82 years old
83 years old
84 years old
85 years old
86 years old
A major fire has hit the United States. 10 people have died and 30,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

87 years old
88 years old
89 years old
90 years old
91 years old
Applied for and received public assistance.

My daughter Jane has mouth cancer.

92 years old
93 years old
I died from an infection.
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Posted 2004-07-21, 06:52 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "0 years old I was born a girl in a..."
You Began work as a scavenger of used goods? I guess that could also be called an ebay powerseller You would think Jane could do better then that but I guess a degree in German isent much.

heh Jane probably died a year or two after of mouth cancer too.

Fun scenarios =] and realistically interesting
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Posted 2004-07-21, 07:10 PM in reply to Penguin's post "Life simulator"
0 years old
I was born a girl in the city of Chula Vista in the state of California in the United States.

My parents have named me Lois. My surname is Dyckman. My mother, Gloria, is 22 and my father, Victor, is 28. I have no brothers or sisters.

1 year old
2 years old
3 years old
4 years old
5 years old
6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
8 years old
9 years old
10 years old
11 years old
12 years old
I was raped.

13 years old
14 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Daniel Armstrong.

We've begun seeing each other.

15 years old
16 years old
17 years old
My boyfriend Daniel has graduated from secondary school.

My boyfriend Daniel began college.

18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.

Began college.

19 years old
My boyfriend Daniel has become an alcoholic.

20 years old
My boyfriend Daniel has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

21 years old
My boyfriend Daniel has given up drinking.

My boyfriend Daniel has graduated from college with a degree in Physics.

My boyfriend Daniel has failed the graduate school entrance examination.

22 years old
Graduated from college with a degree in Criminal Justice.

Failed the graduate school entrance examination.

Not accepted in vocational school.

You have failed the graduate school examinations.

My boyfriend Daniel is not ready for marriage.

Pregnant.

23 years old
Began work as a business service agent.

Decided to look for a job.

Son Boudewijn born.

Moved away from home.

24 years old
Invested 50 dollars in a bank account.

Borrowed 50 dollars in a 30-year loan.

Receiving public assistance.

Helped out a beggar.

My boyfriend Daniel and I are now engaged..

Daniel Armstrong and I got married this year.

Payed off dollars of loan.

Invested 50 dollars in jewelry.

Cashed in 50 dollars from a bank account.

25 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.

26 years old
Donated to a disaster relief charity.

My son Boudewijn has had measles.

27 years old
Son Arthur born.

28 years old
A major fire has hit the United States. 4 people have died and 30,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

My country is involved in a major war abroad. 18,144 American soldiers have been killed.

My son Boudewijn began school.

29 years old
My son Arthur has had measles.

30 years old
31 years old
My father has died at age 60 from diabetes.

32 years old
My son Arthur began school.

33 years old
34 years old
Peace.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

35 years old
36 years old
Helped out an indigent person.

37 years old
38 years old
39 years old
Pregnant.

My son's girlfriend Louise has graduated from secondary school.

My son's girlfriend Louise has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

40 years old
Daughter Lisa born.

My mother has colon cancer.

My son Boudewijn has graduated from secondary school.

My son Boudewijn began college.

41 years old
My mother has died at age 64 from colon cancer.

Inherited money from my parents.

Louise Lewis and my son Boudewijn are now engaged to be married.

My son Arthur has suffered an epileptic seizure.

42 years old
Louise Lewis and my son Boudewijn have married.

43 years old
A major fire has hit the United States. 9 people have died and 35,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

44 years old
Received a 4% pay raise.

Not accepted in vocational school.

My son Boudewijn has graduated from college with a degree in Pre-Law.

My son Boudewijn began graduate school.

My son Arthur has graduated from secondary school.

My 's girlfriend Sarah has graduated from secondary school.

My 's girlfriend Sarah has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

45 years old
My son Arthur began college.

Sarah Jones and my son Arthur are now engaged to be married.

Sarah Jones and my son Arthur have married.

My daughter Lisa began school.

My husband Daniel has arthritis of the hip.

46 years old
Boudewijn has left his family.

My son Arthur has become an alcoholic.

47 years old
I had a stroke.

48 years old
My son Boudewijn has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Literature.

49 years old
My son Arthur has graduated from college with a degree in Computer Science.

50 years old
I was robbed.

51 years old
My husband Daniel has been hurt in an accident.

52 years old
53 years old
I have recovered from stroke.

My son Boudewijn has moved out on his own.

My son Arthur has given up drinking.

My son Arthur has moved out on his own.

54 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

55 years old
My daughter's boyfriend Nicholas has graduated from secondary school.

My daughter's boyfriend Nicholas began college.

56 years old
My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 5,930 American soldiers have been killed.

My daughter's boyfriend Roger has asthma.

57 years old
Peace.

My daughter Lisa has graduated from secondary school.

My daughter Lisa began college.

58 years old
Ashley born to Louise Lewis

My son Arthur has died at age 32 from an epileptic seizure.

59 years old
My daughter's boyfriend Eric has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

60 years old
Died at age 60 from a heart attack.
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