Damn I'm good.

I love me and my crooked ways.

Hello Joseph,
Thanks for your patience,
The tracking number is: XXXXXXXXXXXX and you
can monitor it via their website, www.fedex.com
The amount on the check is $9,600 so you are to take
your funds for your car and send the balance to the
shipper .
I want you to take it to your bank and deposit it.
The cash would be available in 2 - 3 working days, so
wait for it to clear before you send the funds to the
shipper, okay.
Once the cash is available, i will like you to send the
shippers, so theycan come for the car.
Cheers.
XXXXXXXX.

Either you've just bought a new car, or you're trafficking in cars?

He sold a imaginary car looks like to me?

I'm reporting you to the FBI.

I think... it MAY have something to do with a car..

Either you've just bought a new car, or you're trafficking in cars? He sold a imaginary car looks like to me?

I'm reporting you to the FBI.

Daym...Not another d3V.

Sounds like you're screwing some probably not-too-well-off [they would be buying a pricier vehicle] person out of ten large. How is that a good thing?

Sorry bro it has to be done.

That's not even the half of it. He wants me to "immediatly cash the checks" and send the money to "his shipper's western union acct"...

Money mule I am? I think not.

Scam a scammer I am. Maybe...

How are you going to cash the checks without being IDed?

Well, most likely he'll end up sending me lots of money orders at $500 each. BTW, one of the reasons I think this is a scam is because I only asked $6000 for the car, and it doesn't cost $3600 to ship a car from California to Ohio. So, I'll just get a bum off the streets and pay him to cash each money order for me @ lots of different stores and give him 10$ each money order and a big bottle of Taaka Vodka so he won't remember a damn thing.

GD

Uhm, Alright. Let us know how it goes.

Thats not cool Thanatos. I'm reporting you to Jesus.

Awww.

Lol, his dumbass wrote my address wrong, so it went back to shipper.

I r Pwnt.


But I'm trying to have him send it again.

Sounds like it could get sticky.

Wgat are u mean "sticky?"

Sticky situation ya know? Troublesome, complicated.

I thought you wanted this thread stickied for the FBI...

Yeah, that's what I thought .