How to be Awesome.

Ok.
Starting tomarrow, I will be a writing a guide to being "awesome".
what do you guys think? Good Idea? Bad Idea?

Bad idea. You are not awesome.

Ok. Starting tomarrow, I will be a writing a guide to being "awesome". what do you guys think? Good Idea? Bad Idea?

Write it, I wanna see your take on being awesome.

This should be interesting...

Do it.

Here I will do it for you real quick:

How to be awesome:
Be like me.
Fin.

Different Chapters!
1/7 The Basics
2/7 Awesomeness at work
3/7 When and Where to be Awesome
4/7 Awesome annihilation
5/7 Awesome Achievements
6/7 Awesome Rebellion
7/7 How to Turn Fail into Win (suckiness into awesomeness)




Ok.
How to Be Awesome. Day 1/7 (maybe)

This will cover the basics on being Awesome.

first of all, to be awesome, you have to think about someone in history that was Awesome. People like Vlad the impaler, Annie Oakley, and the Fonz, are all Unique awesome people.
Using these three people, you can see each kind of Awesome.
we'll talk more about the different Kinds of Awesome, and the History of awesomeness later, but for now, let's focus on the basics.

In order to be awesome, you need to both think you, yourself are awesome, and to have at least 4 or more other people think you're awesome.

Next off, let's try some basic steps to being awesome.

1. Be yourself. Unless you know yourself sucks. Then you'll have to learn to control your suckiness and make it awesomeness. (we'll talk more about that Later.)

2. Remember, there is a difference between awesomeness and fagotry.
(GLG is a good example of awesomeness on this forum, while D3V is fagotry.)
Try your best not get them mixed up.

3. Read the next few chapters, because this chapter was weird to make, and only reading this would make you un-awesome.

Ok I can already tell you won't be able to write this guide.

Just stop now. Please.

Here I will do it for you:


Different Chapters!

1/7 The Basics
Fuck the basics, this aint no term paper.

2/7 Awesomeness at work
This one depends on your job. Obviously a school janitor can never be awesome at work. So if your job has a history of being lame... get a new job. Awesome jobs include but are not limited too: Fighter Pilot, Cage Fighter, Tornado Chaser, Bounty Hunter, Bull Fighter, Porn Star... etc

3/7 When and Where to be Awesome
Too Much awesome can get lame. If you learned a sweet move for whatever awesome extreme sport your do, doing the same trick over and over and over gets tiresome. So learn to channel your awesome, and hit people in burst. Don't be awesome on the shitter. Always be awesome in bed.

4/7 Awesome annihilation
I don't know where the skurai guy was heading with this one.... Awesome people learn to defeat their foes without killing them. Remember the awesome job of being a Bounty Hunter? Well usually the reward is more for the living. (Bin Laden not included)

5/7 Awesome Achievements
That japanese guy that showed the world a skinny guy can win eating contest consitently. Thats an awesome achievement. Dane Cook's comedy shows.... not so much.

6/7 Awesome Rebellion
Rebels are so 80/90's You want to be awesome in new an exciting ways. Save someone from a burning house as opposed to rebeling against your bills.

7/7 How to Turn Fail into Win (suckiness into awesomeness)
Lil Wayne said it best. You gotta have Swagga. Pull that off and any lame situation can be turned into the shit.

Ok I can already tell you won't be able to write this guide. Just stop now. Please. Here I will do it for you: Different Chapters! 1/7 The Basics Fuck the basics, this aint no term paper. 2/7 Awesomeness at work This one depends on your job. Obviously a school janitor can never be awesome at work. So if your job has a history of being lame... get a new job. Awesome jobs include but are not limited too: Fighter Pilot, Cage Fighter, Tornado Chaser, Bounty Hunter, Bull Fighter, Porn Star... etc 3/7 When and Where to be Awesome Too Much awesome can get lame. If you learned a sweet move for whatever awesome extreme sport your do, doing the same trick over and over and over gets tiresome. So learn to channel your awesome, and hit people in burst. Don't be awesome on the shitter. Always be awesome in bed. 4/7 Awesome annihilation I don't know where the skurai guy was heading with this one.... Awesome people learn to defeat their foes without killing them. Remember the awesome job of being a Bounty Hunter? Well usually the reward is more for the living. (Bin Laden not included) 5/7 Awesome Achievements That japanese guy that showed the world a skinny guy can win eating contest consitently. Thats an awesome achievement. Dane Cook's comedy shows.... not so much. 6/7 Awesome Rebellion Rebels are so 80/90's You want to be awesome in new an exciting ways. Save someone from a burning house as opposed to rebeling against your bills. 7/7 How to Turn Fail into Win (suckiness into awesomeness) Lil Wayne said it best. You gotta have Swagga. Pull that off and any lame situation can be turned into the shit.

Hey... Fuck you.

This is fucking hilarous.

SYG = Awesome.

SYG +1, that was some maddox type shit.

Well... I guess I need to have the brains to know when I lost.
I haven't lost though.
I'll post again tomarrow, I'm a bit busy today.

(GLG is a good example of awesomeness on this forum, while D3V is fagotry.) Try your best not get them mixed up.

I am!? Oh shi-!

Get over yourself lol

I am!? Oh shi-!

Indeed you are.

Also, I wouldn't posting today either. Familyu matters, if you get what I mean.. *ahem*...

Also, I won't be posting today either. Family matters, if you get what I mean.. *ahem*...

Incest...with your sister...unanticipated pregnancy?

Incest...with your sister...unanticipated pregnancy?

Hahbusha!? Puhahaha!?

And thus, GLG's awesomeness in Skurai's eyes is shattered.

Don't worry, that was only strike one. two more.

it was an epic fail

it was an epic fail

Like you, every time you post.

Burn! Wow, I'm so bored.