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Storm Slayer '06: Slicing the long tail
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Posted 2006-08-28, 01:59 PM
DEEP MEDITATION aahhh yes


Welcome, my humble inferiors. You may remember my epic battle last year with Hurricane Wilma, in which I raised my power level beyond that of the legendary Son Goku and blasted Wilma into the murky ethers of the Atlantic ocean, never to be seen again! However, a new threat is upon the Storm Slayer, as Hurricane/Minor Storm Ernesto sets its sights on the Storm Slayer dojo. Make no mistake, this storm intends on raising its power level to over 6 trillion, almost 1 trillion beyond the Storm Slayer!

In preperation, I have been busy kicking monks and beating the Naruto filler team for extra power levels. As I did last year, I have also bought a Powerbar which may or may not translate to extra power levels but shit I was hungry. My eternal blade, the Gravouku, has been busy drawing on the elemental anger of energy at the local gas station. We are both preparing for my ascension into Ban kai level 2.

In short, soon another chapter in Storm Slayer's saga against the Atlantic ocean begins. Check back here for logs! FLYING LOGS! AHAHAHAHA

LOGS

8/28/2006 4:02 PM - Not much a little windy but actually the storm is much too far to be doing anything now. Coward! Storm Slayer craves for ninja war. Nice day too.

UPDATE! 8/29 9:02 AM

Well its a little cloudy outside and not much wind at all. Storm Slayer laughs at Ernesto's puny attempt at threatening the Storm Slayer dojo. I will attempt to simply stare down the storm and scare it away with my awesome power level.

UPDATE! 8/30 3:49 PM

Well I am currently in the eye and it wasn't so bad all it did was rain and little wind. Storm Slayer finds this lack of battle unsettling.

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Posted 2006-08-28, 02:03 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Storm Slayer '06: Slicing the long tail"
I never did get round to animating the almighty Storm Slayer, did I? Ah well.

HAVE FUN OLD BOY!
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Posted 2006-08-29, 07:08 AM in reply to Lenny's post starting "I never did get round to animating the..."
storm slayer update!
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Posted 2006-08-29, 01:27 PM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "storm slayer update!"
The weather reporter has just informed us that Ernesto has winds reaching in excess of 50mph! Oh god, you're all gonna die!

What a boring storm.
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Posted 2006-08-29, 02:44 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "Storm Slayer '06: Slicing the long tail"
A tropical storm would conquer you in a war. You are weaker than Steven Hawkings pinky finger.
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Posted 2006-08-29, 05:29 PM in reply to Dar_Win's post starting "A tropical storm would conquer you in a..."
ya this storm is about as strong as dar_wins orgasm
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Posted 2006-08-29, 05:31 PM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "ya this storm is about as strong as..."
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh!!!! Burn!!!
Goro goro!
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Posted 2006-08-30, 07:36 AM in reply to llamallover2021's post starting "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh!!!!..."
Storm Slayer? Yeah, and I'm the kinky queen of the underworld.
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Posted 2006-08-30, 01:06 PM in reply to Natasta's post starting "Storm Slayer? Yeah, and I'm the kinky..."
You have no sense of metaphor, or humour, do you?
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Posted 2006-08-30, 01:53 PM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "ya this storm is about as strong as..."
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ya this storm is about as strong as dar_wins orgasm

No, Katrina was my orgasm.
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Posted 2006-08-30, 01:55 PM in reply to Dar_Win's post starting "No, Katrina was my orgasm."
strom slayeraz shcccooo
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