Funniest movie or tv quote

Post one of your favorite funniest movie or tv quotes or conversations here.

Family Guy:
NRA Spokesman: "So remember, guns dont kill people... dangerous minorities kill people."

God, you ask really hard questions, STOP IT!!!

From As Good As It Gets

"I think people that speak in metaphor should shampoo my crotch."

From As Good As It Gets "I think people that speak in metaphor should shampoo my crotch."

HAHAHAHA thats a fuckin funny quote! Props to you Raziel

*Space Balls*

Dark Helmet: "I bet she gives great helmet!"

LOL ive never heard that, great helmet HAH.

Family guy:

More of a moment then a quote, when death goes on a date with the pet store lady, doesnt like her, and touches her elbow. She dies and her head falls in the soup .

Half Baked edited tv version

"Go out and get me a box of condoms...and some of that stuff we used to eat back in the da, what was it? oh yeah..PUDDIN"
(was PUSSY in the real version..cracks me up)

*Space Balls* Dark Helmet: "I bet she gives great helmet!"

LOL!!!! Arbitus that movie pwns!

The only one that I can think of is from one of the Jay and Silent Bob movies, not sure which one.

Jay: "I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar."

From Futurama,

"I will never forget you...(In computer voice)memory deleted..." -Fry's Lucy Liu-bot

From The Simpsons,

"Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ" -Bart

From Invader Zim,

(Zim's robot dad's arm flies off) Oh, don't worry about that, my father lost his arm in the....THE WAR" -Zim

I just thought of another one from family guy.

Peter talking to reporters: " Now why don't you make like a siamese twin and split...........and..and then one of you dies"

From Jaws- Looks like we're gonna need a bigger boat.

From The Simpsons- Eww, you have a girlfriend, thats soo gay!

From Family Guy- Its not so much that I want to kill her, its just...I want her not to be alive, anymore.

From Big Trouble In Little China

"If we're not back in an hour...call the president."

From South Park

Butters: "Time travel? How does that work? Does it hurt? I don't wanna do it if it hurts...or if it makes you all sticky."

From Family Guy

Peter: "Superman? What are you doing in hell?"

Superman: "Killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being 'faster than a speeding bullet,' so I tore her in half like a phone book."

From The Simpsons- Eww, you have a girlfriend, thats soo gay!

Actually the quote is, "Ew, you kissed a girl, that's so gay!". Not much different, but I'm a stickler for Simpsons quotes.

Another Family Guy quote,

(Chris just get's rejected from the Beautiful Person's Club) Peter: Well if my son can't go in...[quickly]then I'll just go in.(Peter rushes in).

From Family Guy Peter: "Superman? What are you doing in hell?" Superman: "Killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being 'faster than a speeding bullet,' so I tore her in half like a phone book."

hahahaha. I change my vote to this. Props to whoever can beat that one!