Official "What did you get?" Thread

It's Christmas... in my pants.

Come on, unwrap your present!!

Is anyone else looking expectantly at Mantra?

Yeah, I'll post my list tomorrow sometime. Dad told me I got something shiny from him.

Gasp! Not spamming no more!

Is anyone else SPAMMING? NO, JUST YOU. FANCY THAT, SPAMMER.

I'll mention things tomorrow as well.

I'll let you know tomorrow. For now, I learned that FedEx forgot to ship my iPod. They claimed that someone stole the entire shipment.

Yay.
List of things that I received.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Fight Club
Kingdom of Heaven
Soul Calibur III
a pair of jeans
A holder for my mp3 player (I have a habit of dropping it)
A cool Laser Projection thing called 'Fireball'
20 bucks

Heres my list so far:
Herpes
A cold
An infected knuckle

Merry Christmas!

I got a 4 wheeler

You really got herpes? Wow, merry christmas.

I got:

1 Scarf =/
1 Quicksilver Tshirt =/
1 Polo long sleeve shirt its pimp as hell but Looks a lil big =(
$20 giftcard to ebgames
$30 cash
$19.99 dollar watch

But I'm not bitching....as I wasn't expecting anything good anyway.

I got myself a laptop, since my family don't celebrate chrismas, damit. OH well, merry christmas to myself.

Snow tires
Banner of the Stars I
Banner of the Stars II

CHocolate
A 20 questions electronic ball thingymajig...
3D Noughts and Crosses
New earphones for my MP3 player
A new calendar.
Desk tidy
Lots of books
Money
Playing Cards

No socks surprisingly. And I asked for socks. I need socks. I am running out of socks yet no-one got me any socks. It's saddening.

i got a fingerprint scanner that lets me log into my computer using fingerprints


but here's the caveat: i use my penis

hahaha thats funny mantra- biometrics is fun

I got my christmas present and birthday present at the same time- a new car. I wont be getting anymore presents til im 22

THe rosetta stone english 1 and 2
The rosetta stone japanese

-A swivel toenail clipper (awesome)
-A swivel flashlight keychain
-A wallet with my own money in it (lol)
-A pre-paid cellphone
-Bed comforter set
-Wool gloves, socks, various nice clothing
-Two Theodore Dreiser books, bringing my total to 3 by him (interesting writer)
-A kickass wooden tennis racket
-A Burt's Bees kit (it's excellent lip balm and soap and stuff)
-"The ONION Presents: Embedded in America: Volume 16" (It's 300 pages of pure cynicism. The entire onion website from Oct 2003 to Nov 2004)

All in all it's a good haul!

Got the Tales of Genji; Wicked; Mirror, Mirror; Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister; Seasons 1 and 2 of Seinfeld; Super Puzzle Fighter 2 Turbo (it's a PSX!); a Coca Cola box/lamp; a scrapbook; A check for $50

I got way more than I deserved this year:

$100 cash
$250 gift card to Kohls (big clothes store)
$100 Best Buy Gift Card
$100 Simon Gift card (It's pretty much like a credit card, can be used anywhere Visa is accepted)
Marvin Harrison jersey
Family Guy volume 3
Allman Brothers Greatest Hits
Norelco electric razor and shaving kit
A Feast for Crows by George R. R. Martin
Dragonquest VIII for PS2
A basketball and a football
20" Sony TV
Edit:thought of more - a kickass watch
Blank CDs
Logitech headset

I got ...
Batteries
A leatherbound travel journal
2 nice pens
A polar fleece face warmer
John Lennon - greatest hits
40 dollars in cash
25$ In khols cash
10$boarders cash
Leather suitcase tags
and one offical oral sex certificate from my girlfriend.. shhhh..
I may of gotten something else but it prolly was just like.. another pen or something.. dont remember.

EDIT: and a system of a down poster...

500 11.5g Clay Poker Chip Set, Card Shuffler, Dealer's Shoe
Star Wars Saga Edition Chess Set
$25 EB Games Gift Card
3 Shirts
CD/MP3 player
Decked out electric shaver(im really glad for this)
Shit load of candy
and more to come... oh and like $100 so far