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Omg My Teacher Just Said:
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Posted 2004-11-30, 10:04 AM
My friend Brad Hull sits in the back of the class, next to another 'fella with the last name Hull.

My teacher was using him as an example, his last name rather. He was demonstrating how some last names can be similar (OMG!) but got confused...

"You need an ass for holes"

Don't ask me how he confused that, I don't know. Something with "ask" and "hull".

I hope you enjoyed that little analdote.
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Posted 2004-11-30, 10:42 AM in reply to `Insolence`'s post "Omg My Teacher Just Said:"
Isn't the word "anecdote"? Either way: <3
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Posted 2004-11-30, 01:10 PM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "Isn't the word "anecdote"? Either way:..."
Lol with ice cream sprinkled with chocolate ex-lax.
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Posted 2004-11-30, 02:10 PM in reply to kaos's post starting "Lol with ice cream sprinkled with..."
Speaker of which, my ice cream man avatar is back.
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Posted 2004-11-30, 03:03 PM in reply to `Insolence`'s post "Omg My Teacher Just Said:"
My teacher called me a "shit-head" before...
It actually wasn't my regular teacher, it was a teacher on call <3.
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Posted 2004-11-30, 03:07 PM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "Speaker of which, my ice cream man..."
w33t...

I remember one time...my tearcher said "ass"!!!

isn't that amazing?
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Posted 2004-11-30, 04:24 PM in reply to kaos's post starting "w33t... I remember one time...my..."
One time I bludgeoned my teacher to death with her own feces.
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Posted 2004-11-30, 05:37 PM in reply to Penny_Bags's post starting "One time I bludgeoned my teacher to..."
What a newb...

I suffocated my teacher with my bosom.
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Posted 2004-11-30, 05:40 PM in reply to `Insolence`'s post starting "What a newb... I suffocated my..."
omfg, Keylon is a dumbass, dude. I hate him~
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Posted 2004-11-30, 07:21 PM in reply to `Insolence`'s post "Omg My Teacher Just Said:"
`Insolence` said:
My friend Brad Hull sits in the back of the class, next to another 'fella with the last name Hull.

My teacher was using him as an example, his last name rather. He was demonstrating how some last names can be similar (OMG!) but got confused...

"You need an ass for holes"

Don't ask me how he confused that, I don't know. Something with "ask" and "hull".

I hope you enjoyed that little analdote.
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er er LOL
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Posted 2004-11-30, 09:04 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post starting "http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayIS..."
One time myself and two others were debating with our teacher about something, and then the teacher yells "Bull Shit" really really loud. We then start laughing for the next 2 minutes as he sort of storms out of the room embarrassed to hell. Mind you this is a Christian high school.
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Posted 2004-11-30, 10:22 PM in reply to `Insolence`'s post "Omg My Teacher Just Said:"
Interesting.
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Posted 2004-11-30, 11:08 PM in reply to `Insolence`'s post "Omg My Teacher Just Said:"
i thought he was gonna say you need a haircut (unless you play soccer)
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Posted 2004-11-30, 11:20 PM in reply to `Insolence`'s post "Omg My Teacher Just Said:"
This thread has contributed nothing to my daily allowance of "funny".
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Posted 2004-11-30, 11:28 PM in reply to Raziel's post starting "This thread has contributed nothing to..."
IS that your fault or mine?

Fatty.
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Posted 2004-11-30, 11:33 PM in reply to `Insolence`'s post starting "IS that your fault or mine? Fatty."
It's your fault, whore. You need to own Keylon hard.
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Posted 2004-11-30, 11:44 PM in reply to `Insolence`'s post starting "IS that your fault or mine? Fatty."
Your fault, numbnuts. I have a great sense of humor, and this topic is terrible. To quote Homer Simpson: "Stupid Insolence! Be more funny!"
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Posted 2004-12-01, 08:54 AM in reply to `Insolence`'s post "Omg My Teacher Just Said:"
Haha insolence9
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Posted 2004-12-01, 04:28 PM in reply to Raziel's post starting "Your fault, numbnuts. I have a great..."
Your post wasn't funny.

I am apauled(I mispelled that omg!), to quote Benjamin Franklin "Raziel, more like Rasuckswang!"
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Posted 2004-12-01, 07:18 PM in reply to `Insolence`'s post starting "Your post wasn't funny. I am..."
Are you gay?
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